Let's play a game! It might require a little bit of thought. So I'll leave this post up for a day, but come on you can do it!!!
Based on the sheer number of actors and actresses that came through FRIENDS as guest appearances, let's play Six Degrees of Twilight through Friends. Just get from one of your favorite Twilight actors to someone who was either a regular on Friends or a guest star in 6 movies/shows or less.
Bonus for Six Degrees of Rob through Friends.
I'll start.
Reese Witherspoon to Rob. Reese played Rachel's younger sister and twice now (lucky gal!) she has starred in a movie with Rob--Vanity Fair and Water for Elephants.
Your turn in the comments! ~kiTT~
And yes I'm heartbroken over the announced trial split of Courtney and David. I'm going to pray they work things out.
Some of you might remember this post I did a few months back where I ripped on the Set Designers of New Moon for doing something I thought was hideous!
Putting this red blanket on top of purple bedding in New Moon. (I also compared Edward's caked on makeup and outfit to looking like Jack Nicholson's portrayal of The Joker. You can go back and read it here.
It was supposed to be part of the foreshadowing
of Bella in Italy (per TwiredJen )
I guess because the dream sequence in the beginning
wasn't foreshadowing enough.
Foreshadowing is one thing. Clashing is another.
Well chickadees thank goodness someone finally listened to me, and let's just pretend that someone was actually Mr. Slade because from the looks of things we just narrowly escaped having this atrocity show up in Eclipse! Check it out!
See it? Yeppers! There it is! But guess what IT IS NOT IN THE MOVIE!!! Because true to form, I looked for that sh*t the first 3 times I saw Eclipse and there was no sign of it.
So thank you again Mr. Slade, for taking the time to read what the people were saying and to get a few things right for us!!! The blanket Bella's mom made for her was a very sweet idea!
Here is where red DOES look good!
And here...
I've been trying to console myself through this stupid flu I'm trying to get over so I decided the best way to do this was to imagine Rob and Cam both wanting me. So here's what I came up with!
Today Robmusement has a Bloggy Smile Parade of sorts going on
with
Grand Marshall Rob.
and Edward's crooked smile...
And a little coy Toby...
and some fun for the cougars...
Silly Kellan, the cougars are WAY into you too, and Jackson, Cam, and Peter!
I think this is the song that will absolutely melt your Rob-filled heart (unless it reminds you of an ex-, in which case I say move over ex- this song is now officially only to be linked to Rob Pattinson!) Let me know if this video leaves you a little starry-eyed and dazzled.
Have fun checking into everyone's smile photos today. It's not too late for you to join in! All it takes is one photo of your favorite smile, no matter who is wearing it, even you!
Smile and the whole world smiles with you and Rob today!
Thanks Robmusement for getting this going and to everyone who participated!
I know you are used to me keeping my tongue twied and all but today I've got a whole lot to say!!
It may not mean anything to you in your busy chaotic life, but 7 months ago I was contemplating posting my first blog entry. So here I am on my 7ish-month anniversary. Errr...6 months, missed that...wait til 1 year, might not be around..so yep, so we are going with 7ish months. Hey it's not like I have an assistant or wizzie guy behind the curtain keeping tabs on all this stuff for me. I've got Mr. ATP, my daughter and a cat....do you know what that's like? I say go left and they all go right.
You think I'm joking, don't you?
So some things tend to fall between the cracks. Some of you know it takes me 3 months to make it to a post office. {shivers} I have sucky experiences in post offices. Panic attack just thinking about going to one. That's why I'm thinking no on the canned veggies KG. I can pop a gift card in any random mailbox and avoid the hassle. Not to mention those postal workers are a bit of sales pushers lately. Have you noticed? "Need anything else? Stamps, a PO Box, delivery confirmation, holiday rates, etc..." NO, I don't. I just need you to stop f*ckin' prolonging the time I'm spending in this place! It's already been 25 minutes in line behind the ebayers and then having to wait while you flirted with the last guy Mr. Postal Worker!!!
Oh hell, while I'm venting tell me what's with the coffee people at the not-called-Starbucks coffee kiosk in Borders these days? They want your name to call out to let you know your pumpkin spice latte is ready. WTF? I have to give you my name? And you are going to announce it? I'll just be standing here waiting thanks. I'm not giving them my name. That's bullshiTT!
Where was I again? Post office, pumpking spice latte, oh yeah...appreciation!
I just wanted to say THANK YOU to everyone I have met along the way of this exciting little bloggy journey! I have tried to personally email or reach out to express gratitude along the way or had an aside laugh with so many of you here and there that I have enjoyed. If I failed to do this with YOU then I am sorry and please accept my thanks for showing up and laughing with me over silly Twilight stuff.
This time last year I was newly, irrevocably in love with Twilight--thankfully a couple of my friends shared in the love for Twilight too, but in different ways--to different degrees, but I found myself wanting to be immensed in the world more and more and just talk, talk, talk about it.
You guys have given me something I really needed after I got so hooked on Twilight--a Twilight Cheers.
Ya know, like that tv show. This is my little bar here and I'm the lascivious bartender that lusts over RPattz and J-Bone. You show up and I say "What'll it be today...Should we pick the books apart, make fun of the movies, or celebrate Rob's ass?"
{Whatcha got in the bag, there Rob?}
And let's just say Bella is Norm, here might be one of her favorite lines:
kiTT: Howz it going Bella? Bella: It's a wolf-hate-vampire world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear and giving off my intoxicatingly dangerous bloodscent.
Errr...something like that. (Norm's orig line It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.) Thank you for being the kind of people that I can make crack dumb jokes like that around and you get me. Or even if you don't get it, I'm sure you get something out of it, even if you are just laughing at me.
I so enjoy having a place to say how I was in the parking lot of Ruby Tuesday's lately and saw a black convertible top over a green porsche exactly like the one Rob was driving that time and my heart skipped a beat. I sat there staring at it imaging Rob behind the wheel. Then I checked the license plate just to be sure it wasn't from out of town. (See and no one thinks I'm crazy for declaring this, right?)
I also know I can tell you guys how during my weekend roadtrip I saw a truck on the road that said "Carlisle" Trucking Company and it totally cracked me up, as well as hubby obnoxiously mimicking Rob from the scene in Twilight. Also spotted on the road was a truck that said "Wards." It was an ice cream distributor. Do I even need to say what I thought of next???? I don't think so.
Limited numbers of my friends know about my blog. One couple was at our house recently and witnessed all the Twilight stuff (and a messy kitchen HEY I had been out all day and got home 5 minutes before they got there) and asked my hubby on the sly if they should stage an intervention. I cracked up over it when he told me because all I could think of was the line from "Remember Me" with Aidan telling Tyler, "I'm ready to set up an intervention here." See it just kind of all goes back to Rob or Twilight.
I wanted to dedicate this song to you guys from the bottom of my nonlovey-dovery heart! Sing along with me!!! Altered lyrics below!
"Making your way in the world today takes everything you got.
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name {*cough*}
And they're always glad you came. {I'd so enjoy that, Rob}
You wanna be where you can see
your Twilight thoughts are considered sane.
You wanna be where no one thinks loving Twilight is lame!"
**Thank you again to everyone for being a part of my Twilight Cheers!**
**I enjoy every laugh! And I laugh with you guys every day!**
**Every comment on my blog, gmail chat, or emails with pictures, video, or just words in an email I have enjoyed, not to mention your own blogs.**
I'm not going to list everyone but if I've commented on your blog, emailed you, stalked you, tortured you weekly, laughed with you, lived vicariously through your story of meeting Rob or others, added Bon Jovi song lyrics into my post for you, complimented you, read your fanfiction, teased you, supported you, reminded you to take your meds, recruited you, kept tabs on Tom for you, revealed way too much about myself in answering your questions, quoted movie lines with you, sung songs with you, chatted fanfiction with you, pimped out your handiwork, or been pushed in front of a bus by you after you beta'd my one-shot, etc...then you know who you are and I've enjoyed seeing your smiling face at my Twilight Cheers!
(doesn't she have such a pretty banner and blog background?)
She selected curtain #3!Brave soul.That means I can send her anything as a prize--even canned veggies! You know it's still a bad economy when lots of people show interest in winning a can of peas on your blog contest.
Thank you to everyone who answered! And boy did you guys come up with some doozies! It was way more than I expected!!!! Ummm... RPFangirlDC you did not lose your mojo, or if you did, I think you just found it! I never expected such wild responses. I thought for sure everyone would just kill off Jacob and be done with it [read as: hoped *snickers*].
There was no way I could choose who had the best scenario because there was such great angles to every story, so I stuck all the names in Random.org and let them randomly choose the winner for me. Serious "A++" for effort to all of you!!! Email me if you want to see the official results. I saved it.
I'm so sorry I didn't have judges in place because each and every one of you brought it to this contest! I had no idea you guys would be that passionate about keeping Jacob alive. {bleh} I'll have to plan better next time. And gotta love a couple of new followers belladulak and basketcasemom for jumping right in there on this!!!
Thanks again for playing along! Shall we do this again soon? Maybe we should wait and see if the prizees were really worth it? KG will have to let us know.
~kiTT~
One more thing of utmost importance: thecoldshower brought up in her scenario Bella having 'scared-to-death-and-super-desperate sex' with Edward. Does that sound familiar to anyone from a fanfic they've read? I asked Bleriana if she borrowed that from a fanfic and she said no.....but it sounds.....errr, goooooood. No? If you've read something similar and remember where please share!!!!!
Thanks to Munkee who found Edward in Forks and sent him to me!!!
And don't we all want Edward waiting for us back in our motel room /bedroom/behind a bush?
And then, Munkee revealed something I had suspected.
For pocket Edward, the trip to Forks was little more than a whoring expedition.
Looks like he found out where the Ho's hang out!
"Hey, don't write yourself off yet! It's only in your head you feel left out..." -Jimmy Eat World
So you aren't in Forks. Is that any reason to mope and be all sad face?
I don't think so!
So what, you're not in FOORRRKKKSSS? Me neither! You don't see me trudging around looking like Edward just broke up with me in the forest do you?
I know it sucks to feel like you are 'missing out' on something, but that's probably the same kind of thinking that got some of us in trouble in various times in our lives, right? Think about it....
So let's just celebrate our own interest in this fandom--how we contribute individually and what we enjoy and take from this fandom daily like laughs and smiles that have no basis on your current geography.
As I was writing this I was thinking of this song I wanted to add in to cheer you up and thought to throw it in to youtube with Twilight and this video came up. Just add Twilight to enhance your mood music, that's what I always say, if you're mood music isn't already a song from Twilight, that is.
So if you didn't go to FORKS, I have good news!
You can enter my giveaway!
You can choose from three small mysterious prizes:
Curtain 1--Edward related item you can carry around with you.
Curtain 2--RPattz related item you can carry around with you.
Curtain 3--Leaving it all up to chance...if you are brave enough!!! It may not even be Twilight related. It may just be a can of peas.
Here's all you gotta do to enter. In the comments, give me your best answer to this scenario and tell me "FOOOORRRKK OVER the prize behind curtain #____."
Come on, let's have some fun:
A month after Breaking Dawn ends Jacob is bitten by a rabid raccoon while out in the forest in his wolf form. His behavior quickly becomes erratic. He is considereed unpredictable and dangerous.
The wolves and vampires once again must work together to control this new threat to their lives.
The wolves seek to protect the reservation from Jacob while the vampires seek to capture him so that Carlisle can assess the disease and try to cure him, if possible.
Bella's maternal instinct to protect he daughter kicks in full force and she wants to keep Jacob away from Renesme.
Armed with a tranquilizer gun, Bella declares she will go hunt Jacob in the forest. She takes two others with her.
Who goes with Bella and what is the ultimate outcome?
I've been spending some time dreaming about all the lovely souvenirs that could be found in FOORRKKSSS (not sure if I spelled that the right way and with enough enthusiasm) So sure, no one offered to bring me back a souvenir and I understand everyone who is going is excited and busy packing but I have no problem speaking up on my behalf.
So just in case anyone thinks to get me something, here is a list of things that would just complete the Twilight experience for me.
First up, I'd like some peat moss from this tree:
If I could just have a handful of gravel you know RPattz walked over.
from here...
and here...
Bottle me a jar of that sunshine that was shining on him.
I don't normally support being a thief but if that microscope were to accidently break then the only one it would be good to is me.
Take your chainsaw!
I'm gonna need that branch! I want it to exist a little closer by in my world!
Bring your shovel! I'mma really need that rock his fingers were resting upon.
It shouldn't take more than 2 hours to dig it up.
I love mountain lion spring water! Bottle me up some!
And one jar of Forks fog! It's nature's friend to vampires.
Now I've been thinking about how my house could use some renovating.
First up, I'd really need to upgrade the windows in my house, starting with the bedroom. I think this would be the perfect replacement window.
Be sure to get the frame for it too!
And I'm knocking down walls so I'll need new ones. Either from
Bella's room above or this wall.
That has to be one hell of a strong wall, after all, he leaned up against it in the hospital.
Now on to more fun stuff!
This looks like a cool place for my 40th birthday party.
So can anyone check into prices, availability, and a catering menu, oh, and find out if
they do theme parties with certain British celebrities.
And fish me some one of those noisy frogs from the pond.
I'd make them a pond outside my house so I can hear frogs croaking outside every time I play "Flightless Bird."
but NO WORMS, please!! Ewwww. Leave them in Forks along with Eric!
And just a few extra thoughts.
If I could get two cans of Vitamin R beer I could set them up to have the "R" align do you think
I could experience "being tripped out" just like
Catherine Hardwick. Or do you think I would need to smoke a joint first?
Also, as you can imagine, I love those little bottles.
I think Buttcrack Santa had a stash of them somewhere
by his boat prbably left undisturbed.
How cool would it have been
if the blood-sucking vamps were SO BADASS that they
drank alcohol?
And last, but not least,
this would be THE BEST FORKS SOUVENIR EVER so
I would love for someone to pick me up
this guy:
Promise him redemption and send him my way!
To everyone going to Forks,
Be Safe
in your travels everyone
even if that means
wearing your butt padding!
-kiTT
(and no I don't really want any souvenirs, thanks!)
