So I've had a little trouble 'accepting' my new age this month. I had to take some time to reflect on it and where I am in my life. Are any of us ever where we thought we'd be by a certain age? To say I've been 'derailed' once or twice in my lifetime would be an understatement of the jumping Rob variety. How does someone with only two feet have 'the other shoe' dropped so many times? Everytime I've ever hit my stride crossing the bridge, some evil little troll comes up from under the bridge and trips me. So I've thought about my age and came up with a few things that make me very happy.
Jax....I'm still in my 30s. I'm still young enough for YOU and Mohawtie!
Happy Dance it out for me boys!!!
And guess what Rob, you aren't THAT young for me--I mean we are BOTH of legal age to buy and consume lots of alcohol and have fun together. Sound good?
And apparently I'm the perfect age for any one of these guys seeing as I'm older than Megan Fox but younger than Luke Perry.
Thanks to LivingwithEdward and DangrDafne (how awesome is that?)!
Most importantly, I've decided I am the perfect age to LOVE Twilight, have a blog, lust over my celebrity crushes, write fanfiction, laugh with new people in my life who share in my Twilight love, read fanfiction, hang out with my friends, surprise my family, work like a dog, be a braTT, hire a housekeeper, love my husband to pieces, and be a caring mom.
[okay well I'd like to hire a housekeeper]
Come back this Wednesday because I plan on celebrating what I can only describe as something
LIFE-ALTERING.
Quick note: I've seen People Magazine, as in I flipped through it this weekend while in line at the grocery store. If Rob was in it, I missed him. Kellan did a wonderful spread with a picture of him shirtless with "For Sale" written on it. Ummmm...Kellan, don't tempt us like that. But as far as I could tell, the SEXIEST GUY in there was the BLACK & WHITE print ad a few pages in of James Franco. I do like him, but I sat there dumbfounded at his little video short I watched on the "Love & Distrust" DVD I rented--which includes 'The Summer House.' Franco is in an upcoming movie about the hiker that cut off his arm, which Brian the Movie Guy out of Seattle has stated is OSCAR worthy. You can check out his review here.
In the meantime, I've got a question for you.
Will this kiss lead to Edward 'giving in' to Bella's seduction in place of the sex after the dream in the book version of Breaking Dawn or will it just be one more time Edward performs a self cockblockectomy and tells her, "No more sparkly good-n-plenty until I've poisoned you with my venom and left you a bloodthirsty, high-school poser???"
Meet Alice in the comments with your predictions!
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