Jumat, 27 Agustus 2010

Robsten is that you? (Paramore's Backstage Friends)

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw Amy Acker (aka the actress that played Fred on "Angel") in NYC? I was heading to see "Rock of Ages" (a broadway show) and about two doors down from the theater I caught a side profile glimpse of a girl with two children going into a store. You know it was such a quick glimpse that I doubted myself that it was really her. Come to find out her husband is one of the stars of "Rock of Ages" and they have two kids. (IMDB it, later) So I tend to believe it really was her!

It's something I have mentioned before on my blog. I have a knack for "spotting" things or people I guess. Not exactly like Sean on "Psych" but ever since I was young my family called me "eagle eyed" for my knack of finding things or pointing out a face in the crowd.  

Now that I've shared that little story, I should say thanks for coming back today to hear what else I had to say about the night I saw Paramore a few weeks ago. It was a very Eclipse-Victoria-like last-minute decision to even go. Mr. ATP and I scored pretty amazing tickets in the second row of the first section behind the regular chairs. I told you how I was bouncing off the wall all day and cracking jokes about how easily Rob could be there because it was the day after he left the WFE set in Tennessee.
Remember this picture?
This was August 5ish, and Rob's arms were looking F-I-N-E, fine!

I asked around the bloggysphere where Rob was heading that day. There was some uncertainty but a general agreement that he was heading to LA for the Sunday taping of the Teen Choice Awards on August 8, 2010. So I took their word for it but still pocketed a tiny amount of hope that the stars were aligning above my head of the open air concert venue called Jones Beach, appropriately so, because I'm always jonesing for some Rob pictures, smiles, movies, singing, et cetera.

And where was Kristen that weekend? Apparently she was away shooting "On the Road" in Canada.  

Hmmmm...Do they halt shooting movies on weekends? I wonder what might be a good meet up spot between Tennessee and Montreal?

Quick aside note to Rob and Kristen:

Okay here's the thing Mr. Pattinson and Ms. Stewart...

Deny a relationship. Fine.

But don't ask us to keep believing that old line of "we just hang out in a hotel all the time." That may have been the case early on, but you guys are young and vivacious and both deserve to go out and have fun at various events. Despite twitter and papparazzi and rabid fans, I can't believe that your team of people isn't creative or resourceful enough to manage to get you guys out of "a hotel" so you can get out there and have some fun!

Are you denying yourselves from having any fun? Okay I don't want an answer to that. Aside complete.

No they probably can't sit in the general admit section of a Kings of Leon concert hooting and drunk hollering anymore, but does that mean they don't go to any concerts at all? Sure the small ones their friends play in LA...but what about a big venue?

I think they can.

I think they've just had to learn to be smart about it.

Call in a favor.

Maybe get some extra help from friends.

Wait...Rob and Hayley from Paramore are friends aren't they?
So where was I? Oh yeah I was at the Paramore concert Friday night, August 6th in New York and I just feel a buzz in the air. A ROBuzz (No alcohol or drugs involved). In yesterday's post I told you how they rolled that couch out and I totally thought "Songs from a Room" and I felt disappointed it wasn't announced that Rob was being invited out to play with the band. Yes, these are the things I think about, but robably only because this video had just been released that week and we were all talking about it.


I admit it, I've got Rob on my brain. *shrugs* Often. *shrugs again* Whatever! It's not in a desperate stalker way to see him...just in a hopeful, and whiney, when's it gonna be my turn, kind of way.

The concert continues into the night. The lights keep changing. The music is blaring. Paramore is just kicking ass up on stage. And it's quite a stage they have going on with lots of special effects! In fact, I was having such a good time and just got caught up enjoying the show, the music, the energy, and Josh *swoon* that I almost missed it!!!!!

Have a look at some more great pictures from the night. 

Blue smoke (very Twilighty!)

See just HOW DARK it was?


Pitch black!


So many blaring lights I could have almost missed it!
Yet something off stage catches my eye! I had to squint.

                   Here's a sophisticated diagram to show you my POV.
                                                            


                                         (  STAGE )               {??}                  

                                                                                                    

                       XX
                 Our seats Row 2 of first raised section
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey Look!

See it?

"Where? In the back there?"

Some people just have
such undeniable body
language and poses!

Still don't see it?  How about here?

Hard to tell in the picture, huh?

But what a killer stance on that girl backstage, right?

Arm draped across the waist.

And arm resting on hip.


Wearing a cute little dress with the round neckline.

How about this one?

The guy: Hand wrapped around a bottle and wearing a hat.
The girl: Arms folded and a head shorter than the guy.
The guy's hand is curved around her neck.

Stagehands? Not likely.

If I was a betting person, I'd say I'd recognize that flexed arm anywhere!
(In fact, in the airport pictures Rob's arms were one of the first things I noticed about him, before no socks, even!)

Grainy, right?
It's kind of like the fog in Forks, hard to see through,
but on the brightside, you know it means Edward will be in school that day!

 I could only see this couple for 1-1/2 songs. The guy walked away at one point, still in view and then walked back over to the girl. There were two other guys hanging around with them. It all went by so quickly but at least I thought to take a couple of pictures and hoped once we blew it up it would be identity definitive.

Well I wouldn't use the word "definitive" to describe these pictures now, but I know what you are asking,

"Why would it be them at a Paramore concert?"

Well Twilight connection aside, it is possible Rob became friends with Hayley after the  "gar-dun burger" interview that you can see here which happens to be one of my favorites! 

~x~

To see Paramore is to love them and become a fan.


~x~
Stars have been known to rock out to Paramore. Check it out it's Taylor Swift!


~x~

Maybe it was just a stop on the way to the Hamptons--lots of celebrities have houses and throw parties out there, especially during the summer. Or hang out on private beaches. In fact, Ashley Greene had been out there the weekend prior, though at the awards show Sunday night she looked like she had time to rest up whereas the guy sitting next to her that night looked like he wasn't all rested beyond just lag. I remember those days of partying on Friday, beaching it all Saturday and just being spent on Sunday night.   

Beaching it?
 Rob, Kristen, and Ashley all seemed to be sporting some extra sun on that night of August 8, 2010?



~x~

One of Paramore's opening acts is Tegan & Sara.  And it just happens to be that Kristen has showed up at big events they have played, so maybe she's a fan of theirs? They were at Coachella and SXSW, when Kristen went too this past year. And Tegan and Sara are fans of Twilight per this MTV article found by Mrs. P! Click here. (thnx Mrs. P, PI)  

Wow, it's like pieces of a puzzle that just fit together!!

I never did see any pictures of wherever Rob landed after he left the Tennessee airport, did you?

Oh but wait, there are two tweets reporting that Rob was spotted in LA having dinner with John Stamos, Bob Saget, and Justin Bieber.  Well BREAKING TWEETS!!! Hold the whipped cream in my Mocha latte!

Let me tell you what my mother would say about "tweets" if she ever knew what the hell one was...

"Do you believe everything your tweets tell you?"

and

 "If all your friends tweeted to say they were jumping off a bridge, would you do it too?"

Remember the good ole days when someone just shouted,
 "HEY LOOK, IT'S ELVIS"
while pointing to the West coast to distract you from the fact that someone is really over on the East coast?

Do you get what I'm sayin' here?

I mean, in general, did you ever consider that there are people who don't know what they are talking about, make up shit to say on twitter for fun, or are being paid to send out a tweet claiming they see a celebrity? Let's call that last possibility a "tweet plant" in the grand tradition of trying to put a bug in someone's ear and cause a redirect. I digress.

I decided to consult my Robsten cheerleaders, separately, the ones we all know and love (17ForeverLisa and TwiredJen), and let's just say they were doing cartwheels and shouting out profanities over these pictures. These girls would know a certain young actress in a grainy picture the way a mother knows her baby's cry, as far as I'm concerned.

Let's take another look.


I'm really upset to have had such a lousy view of this couple, but had I been seated anywhere else I might not have seen them at all (refer back to my stage map). I was most upset that I was yelling "turn the damn lights on, turn the lights on!" and no one could hear me. It was kind of like that part during one of the Scream movies when the girl was being killed but no one could hear her screaming because they were all screaming watching the movie within the movie.  

So is it or isn't it?

Maybe it was. Maybe it wasn't.

Maybe I'll never be 100% sure.

Maybe ignorance is my new best friend.
(that's a Paramore song lyric for those of you that suck at that game)

I've been trying to reconcile this in my mind with research, but today
I decided to try a more spiritual approach for confirmation.
 (I know you do this too, right?)

I asked for a sign from the great beyond.

Yep, I asked a dead relative to give me a sign if this was indeed who I think it was.

(I didn't ask God because I save the important stuff for him, like:
 Dear God, please let RPattz come knocking on my door one day.

So I ask, please show me a sign that it truly was who I think it was I saw.
Just then a Runaways song came on the radio.

Coincidence? 

I think not but just in case, I decide to do best two out of three.

So later I ask again for some sign while again on the road.
Just then Kings of Leon comes on the radio.

Coincidence?
Come on!

I haven't asked for a third time yet, but I'll let you know when I do.

You guys know how I say
"I like my Robsten hidden"
Well, K-A-R-M-A is sitting back laughing her ass off at me today, isn't she?
Well she can keep laughing ! @17ForeverLisa sent a tweet out to @yelyahwilliams asking her if she had specific "friends" backstage. Come on Hayley, tweet Lisa back to let us know, and we'll bury the castle!!!

In the meantime, Rob is welcome to contact me to confirm or deny his whereabouts on the night of August 6, 2010.

Btw, Rob and/or Kristen, here's more proof that I was there...
I showed you mine, now you show me yours...

Just like my blog color and the fog in Forks, I'm in a state of grey over this. 
Nothing is ever black and white, right chickadees? Well I think I'll leave you all today
with two quotes from Twilight.

{Edward tries to dazzle Bella}

E:  Bella you hit you're head, I think you're confused.

B: I know what I saw.

-kiTT
 (who is always dazzled by Rob but never, ever hit her head)

*Disclaimer: Obviously I wish I had better pictures to offer that were 100% definitive but it was dark backstage. Please be respectful of my interpretation / opinion and do not repost my pictures claiming it is 100% definitely them! If you know who this is and it's not "them" feel free to let me know.
**If you find your way to this post and are not one of my followers please be respectful of the opinions of my followers regarding the status of a personal relationship between Rob and Kristen.

Thanks to a few bloggy buddies who helped with enhancing these photos! I know they did them for me and not the underlying cause, and that's special! :)



Rabu, 25 Agustus 2010

The Night I Saw Paramore and....

When I was younger I saw...
this movie
and I wanted to be
a redhead
who sang and danced


Now that I'm older
I still want to be
a redhead
who sings and rocks..this one!


It's Hayley from Paramore rocking the stage and the girl scout sash!

And she had a message for all of us!

The sign on her backside says,
"Let's Be Friends"

Having never seen Paramore before, during the week before their show I saw part of their MTV Unplugged and you know how those go...everyone is very subdued so I guess I wasn't prepared for how energetic the band was.
Did they rock?
See for yourself!!!


Let's meet the band!
Hello boys!
Jeremy  on bass and Taylor on guitar
They are so full of energy!

Then it always happens.
I fall for the cutie guitar player.
Remember Mohawtie Jerad from 100 Monkeys?

and now

there's...

{sigh}
Josh--so cute and sweet!
and his talented younger brother Zac is back there on drums!
Apparently Zac was only 14 when the band formed.

Back to Josh
Check out that jawline!
Black V-neck t-shirt.
Plays guitar.
Short brown hair.
Early 20s

Well if Rob couldn't be there, Josh sure was a hottie for the eyes.

Rob Aside:
Rob you couldn't have been there, right?
Because I was so excited to be seeing Paramore
and taking one more step further into the Twilight world
that I actually considered the possibility that you could be there.
It was that week after the Songs from a Room video was released
and so when the stagehands pushed a couch out
I held my breath and had an Alice vision of
Hayley announcing you to the stage to sit on the couch and play
guitar with the band.

Nope, no Rob.
(but a red velvety couch still made me think Twilight and Rob)

Paramore was awesome in person!
I highly recommend you go see them.
My favorite radio station is currently playing three of their new songs.
I have their current CD playing now in addition to their 2 Twilight songs.
My daughter is singing their music.

More pictures...

They sang "Decode" of course but not "Caught Myself" :(
Cool background!

She was all over the whole stage!

This was Hayley and Josh doing an ode to their roots with a Loretta Lynn country song, "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man."
(Again you see it with Josh? I mean if Rob couldn't be there, adore the one you're with, right?)

When we left Mr. ATP asked me what I thought.
My exact words:
That won't be the last time I see them!

His exact response:
I'll tell you one thing, that chick can f*cking belt out a song!

Before the show there was a video showing with a text banner running

across the bottom so before the show I was cracking up a lot over the texts that came over.

These were some of my favorites:
Clap if you think Edward Cullen is hot.
Scream if you loved Paramore before Twilight.
Scream if you're Team Jacob.

Here's what I secretly hoped to see, not that I was going to send the text,
Scream if you think RPattz is here.

But of course, he wasn't, right?

Right?

What have we learned about TT?

1.  The crazy always happens to her when she goes somewhere. To start with, my ticket blew away once we got to our seats only I didn't realize until we had gone out to the concession stand. Knowing we had 4 ticket checkers to pass to get back to our seats, Mr. ATP and I had to devise a plan to get past them that included juggling hot coffee and possibly flashing my boobs.

2. I have a weird habit of 'recognizing' people. Remember my restaurant encounter with my forever crush? Check it out here.

3.  TT likes to leave you in suspense!

Until the next post!

Tell me, do you love Paramore?

-kiTT


You can check out their site
and
follow on twitter
@yelyahwilliams

Jumat, 20 Agustus 2010

Awesome Fanfic Trailer and the Hillybomb!

I am completely in awe of the talented people who make all of those Twilight and Rob-related videos out there--the likes of Alitriona, Honolulu Girl, and Biel!

One of the things I love about a really good fanfiction video is how you get so caught up watching the story that is being conveyed in the video that you forget that you are watching clips from other movies and just feel for the 'Edward' and 'Bella' characters of the story at hand.

I stumbled upon this fanfiction trailer video and wanted to share. The story is called, "Fade Into You" by RCD-Alice and features a Letterward! (link)




So what do you think? Pretty fantastic, right? I haven't read the story yet, but my heart is breaking over this story based on the trailer and it is definitely on my ever-growing must-read list!

Unrelated...

Have you seen the Hillywood Trailer for "The Runaways" yet?

The funniest part of it is at 1:41 and proves once again that laughing at Twilight is an essential part of loving it!



Happy Weekend!

Let me know what you think of the fanfic trailer in the comments.

-kiTT
PS: Keep those *fingers crossed* Profward updates this weekend!

Selasa, 17 Agustus 2010

Let's Talk About A Different Rob!

That's right Mr. Pattinson, you aren't the ONLY Rob in the sea. There are others out there, and since I was made to feel yesterday like I was caught up on an episode of "Cheaters" being shown blurry pictures of your trysts behind my back and forced to accept that I must share you then turnabout is foreplay and guess what, Mr. Pattinson...it is high time you learn that YOU must also share ME!!!

So let's talk about a different Rob, and let me preface by saying, (to Mr. Pattinson) spare me any comments about what this reveals about my taste. I'll be the one providing the sarcasm today, spank you very much.

So this Rob we will pay some tribute to for a change...allow me to give him a glowing introduction...

He's...
a talented musician
a Grammy winner
a great songwriter
written several chart-topping songs
He...
sings and plays piano
sells out stadiums
has a rough, yet melodic, voice
sings solo, duets, and performs with his band

This Rob...
actually has a record contract

He...
gets to go on tour

He's...
been honest and open in interviews
professed his love to his girl in front of the world on national tv

He also
knows how to work a set of pretty pupils!

He's Rob Thomas!!!

White linen shirt? Works for me!!!

So here's the thing about Rob Thomas...I kind of love him and his love story!


He gives a great interview. This is one of many. But I love what he says about how listening to his songs or singing them he gets back to how the songs meant something to him at the time they were written.

When I first heard that song "Push" from Matchbox Twenty back in 1997 (and boy were the mid 90s A GREAT TIME to be in your early twenties and not entering junior high!) I was like, "Man, is this guy angry! Is this supposed to match the aggression of  Alanis' 'You Oughta Know?'" If so, I was so not happy by the chauvinistic implications of the song.

If I wanna push you around, well I will.
If I wanna take you for granted, I will.

I remember thinking how insane is this guy that he's talking about being such an asshole??? I wasn't an immediate fan of the group. Then their next song came out "3 am." He was still looking all angry in this video and sporting a pissed off attitude, but the melody was catchy and the song did really well. You just couldn't get away from it on the radio.  

Then, Rob fell in love with a model named Marisol.

 I caught an interview he did on a radio station about how he wrote, "If You're Gone." I'm paraphrasing here based on a shoddy memory (yes, Mr. Pattinson some of us have shoddy memories, though I think most of us would remember who we were whispering sweet nothings to for the last too many months when asked about it in interviews. I can blame it on age, mommy-induced ADD, or how I forgot to take a prescribed medication--I'm hoping your explanation is a bit more spectacular than that.). He had described what a whirlwind romance he had developed and then spent a weekend of fighting and ended up writing this song. When he played it to the guys in the band they were like, "So you guys broke up?" And Rob said, "No guys I said if, if! Listen to the lyrics I said if you're gone." I think that is when he realized he wanted to marry her, even. And you have to love how vulnerable his lyrics are in this song.

I think I've already lost you
I think you're already gone
I think I'm finally scared now

These are the kind of lyrics that would come straight out of the thoughts of one of our favorite fanfictionWards, no?

So after that interview, I was hooked. I decided he was just a really emotional guy and that first song that I originally didn't like, "Push" I gave a listen to again with new ears and decided that if you understand the lyrics not in the chorus, you see a Rob that is just frustrated with his situation--so frustrated that he doesn't know how to deal with it so like all our favorite emo-musicians he put it down in words and sang the hell out of it!
(It may have been the musical equivalent of wearing a t-shirt that reads 'Get Off My Dick.')
Then, I watched him get married on one of those weddings to the stars shows and it was beautiful. They were happy and he was all enamored with his wife. His wife is Spanish, and she encouraged him to write the song "Smooth" that he performed with Santana...THAT was a great summer song, though slightly overplayed.

But Rob Thomas, because I've gotten that glimpse into the honesty that you put into your lyrics...your last two songs have me all tied up in knots!

I absolutely love Someday. I love the dreamy quality to the opening interlude. Each time I hear it on the radio it reminds me of a fanfiction story I would like to work on, someday.

You can go, you can start all over again
You could try to make another day go by
You can hide, hold all your feelings inside
You can try to carry on when all you want to do is cry

And maybe someday we'll figure all this out
Try to put an end to all this doubt
And try to find a way to make things better now
Maybe someday we'll live our lives out loud
We'll be better off somehow, someday

So as much as I love this song, it got me thinking what is going on with his marriage? It sounds like another plea similar to, "If You're Gone" and it also sounds like there is hope that they can work things out.

But maybe I'm reading too much into it.

Okay maybe it isn't about their marriage specifically. Maybe it's a message of hope to the world as per the suggestion in the video. Looks like it was filmed in NYC--possibly a message of hope for us post-9/11? Maybe it should have been the title song for "Remember Me." You can hear the song and see it's uplifting video here.

But now his new song is out, "Mockingbird." And it has lyrics in it like this:

Maybe you and me got lost somewhere
We cant move on and we can stay here
Maybe we've just had enough
Well maybe we aint meant for this love
You and me tried everything
But still that mockingbird wont sing
Man this life seems enough
Well maybe we aint meant for this love

I heard this song of the first time, and my heart was breaking for them!!! What is going on??? The lyrics in this one sound super personal. If they are pertaining to his marriage, then I really hope that he and Marisol can work things out and get everything back on track. In fact, I hope this doesn't pertain to their marriage at all and it was a song he wrote for a movie or inspired by something else he saw or anything other than a reflection of his feelings.

Hey! Now there's an idea. Maybe Rob Thomas, a grammy-award winning musician, could write a cool love song for Breaking Dawn. I bet it would be a phenomenal hit!!! I had hopes for you, Mr. Pattinson, to pen a song for the next movie, but we all know your time will be limited what with filming and dodging questions and all. I know you are on a little break now, but again, you seem to be preoccupied. Hey here's an idea, write one and then ask your friend Lee MacDougall to sing it...oh wait, you've done that already.

Really random thought here...but you know what just popped into my head? One of the greatest FRIENDs lines ever!!! (No, not 'We were on a break!') But during that break...remember when the group got stranded trying to go on that ski trip and Ross had to be pick them up and Ross askes something of Rachel and she says to him,

"I'm sorry. Were you talking to me or sleeping with somebody else?"

Love. That. Line. Have no clue why that could have just popped into my head.

And now I present a fitting Rob Thomas song that goes out to one Mr. Pattinson on behalf of many. Today, my blog, Mr. Pattinson, is just a vehicle to communicate a little message to you.

(And by the way, I think Rob Thomas does an excellent job of running in this video, and I bet he didn't need any treadmill practice sessions. Oops, I think I'm channeling my inner Carlisle sarcasm.)   


What is your favorite Rob Thomas or Matchbox Twenty song?
Tell me in the comments!

(Wow! I feel much better!)
-kiTT

Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended with song lyrics. Don't ask me why I had a little twinge of jealouswardette surface from those pictures that I've been expecting for months now. They weren't anywhere as adorable as those the premiere pictures. So the twinge was a little irrational but so was the twinge I felt when I saw the Mr.Pattinson poster in FYE the other day. That Mr.Pattinson gets to thet dial on my heart that controls all emotions and just spins it all funny. If I could make sense out of any of this I probably wouldn't be here typing up this fabulous post. And again, I'm joking! Mostly. Anyway, I've taken my regular dose of Robsten-flavored Kool-Aid and I'm back! I'll be awaiting more from them, though. Like I've said, if it can't be hidden, then I want to know what sweet things he does. What was in that gift bag? Something he bought her? What kind of gifts does Rob buy her? What kind of boyfriend is he? Yes, I want to know these types of things more than I care to see grainy pictures.

Minggu, 15 Agustus 2010

I resisted...just like Edward.

While looking through that store this evening, I looked down the aisle casually only to catch your eyes, giving me that sex stare and in no way returning my own look of surprise. My heart went giddy and other parts of me clenched in excitement.

You hit me like a wrecking ball. In that instant, I was nothing close to the woman I'd once been; no trace of the shreds of maturity I'd managed to cloak myself in remained.

I was a weak total fangirl. You were my panty interruption. There was nothing else in the whole world but that truth.

It took everything I had not to jump up in the middle of that store full of probable nonfans. When I walked past you, I could have ruined everything my family has built for us, right then and there. If I hadn't been denying my crush in public for the last, well, too many months, I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from licking you.

To me, it was like you were some kind of life-sized version of yourself, summoned straight from my own personal Robp0rn catalog to ruin me in public. The stare coming off your eyes...I thought it would make me deranged today, this first day I had ever seen you like this. In that one hour, I thought of a hundred different ways to lure you from the store with me (to justify buying you), to get you alone. And I fought them each back, thinking of my family, what I could do to them. I had to run out, to get away before I could speak the words that would make you follow..." (Visa, please)

But I resisted. I don't know how. I forced myself not to pick you up, not to drag you to the register.

It was easier outside, when I couldn't stare at you anymore, to think clearly, to make the right decision.

I'm used to walking into any store and finding Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse merchandise. I was in fye, duh, I expected it. What I'm having a harder time with is walking into a store, glancing over my shoulder, and suddenly realizing this is staring right at me.
::THUD:: to the ::THUD:: And this picture in no way does this poster justice up close and molestable. Stores selling these posters need to have a private section in the back with a curtain in front or something so I at least have a little bit of a heads up before seeing the likes of this and being affected by it the way I was today.

Rob, I was not looking for you today. You found me.

I'm going to wrestle all night while I sleep with the chasm between what I know is right, moral, ethical, and what I want.

I'm still trying to figure out if I can live without you, but I know if I continue to ignore you as I should, I might have shopper's regret.

I have 2 posters now (My door size Eclipseward and How to Be, the latter of which I have yet to hang up.)

And while I was at the store, there were so many Twiilght-related things I wanted to buy. Since my laptop is just black and smudging I thought about getting myself the New Moon or Eclipse Edward cover for it, and then after seeing the poster above, I literally had this internal monologue of how I should wait for Breaking Dawn Edward because his picture is probably going to be the hottest one yet.

Do you have any Twilight-related or Rpattz posters hanging up in your home?  

Does walking away from a poster in a store almost feel like walking away from the precious himself? Like leaving the cutest little puppy that you could have had in the pound?

Did you have to struggle with the decision to buy them? Aren't posters for college dorms and teenager's bedrooms?

 "Teenage Dream" is on the radio. I think that's my latest 'think of Rob' song.

-kiTT


***Passages quoted from Twiight and Midnight Sun...in case you couldn't tell, I've been rereading the meadow scene and a bit of EPOV, for research purposes, naturally.

Selasa, 10 Agustus 2010

Fantasy Fanfiction Photoshoot with Rob Day 1


Welcome to our fantasy fanfiction photoshoot! In celebration of this being my 100th post I figure we'll go for 100 pictures of Rob!

Rob will be arriving shortly. This is a closed photoshoot; therefore, no girlfriends, nongirlfriends, or “no one can understand what we’ve been through together” female costars will be admitted.

I sincerely hope this is a chance to revisit some of your old favorite Edwards or this photoshoot will introduce you to some new ______Wards that you will pique your interest.

We had a couple of off-site pictures done that will be scattered throughout, including this one…

Bow tie, briefcase, suit, looking a little stuffy…it could only be Profward (recently gone a lil Softward) from University of Edward by Sebastian Robichaud (aka SR who teases us constantly). Don't worry, we will get another picture of Profward later with dessert in hand! Hope Rob doesn't mind sucking some chocolate cake off someone's fingers during this photoshoot! Any volunteers?

Otherwise, we've got everything set up. We're just waiting for him to arrive.


And he’s coming! He's here! He doesn't look happy about this, but he's here.

Welcome Rob!
Oh and I see he's brought his agent. {devises plan to get rid of the her}

"Okay Rob, we are going to have you do all the Human Wards first and then send you to hair and makeup for the vampire stories. Here’s the first thing we need you to model for us."

*Holds up Scooby Doo pajama bottoms*

“Really ladies? Oh God, this is going to be worse than I thought."

"Ya see Rob, the thing is that this story is what started it all for so many of us and this particular item of clothing is essential to the character. We promise not to laugh and to still find you hot and sexy in them! Don't we?"

Robzsinger presents Rehabward,

Photo 1) Edward is wearing flannel Scooby Doo pajama pants and a tight white t-shirt. Lying in bed, holding a sketch pad where you can see a picture of Bella's face. Also a shot of him running his fingers through his hair, green eyes blazing.

Photo 2) In a state of the art kitchen, wearing a wife beater, covered in chocolate batter, icing a hideous excuse for a birthday cake, with an endearing smile and holding an electric mixer.

Photo 3) Sitting on a blanket in a semi meadow against a tree trunk. Wearing a black leather jacket and dark jeans, with dark heavy boots. Eating macadamia unicorn cookies. Hair is a mess (as if someone had been pulling on it in a sexual manner).

Photo 4) An evening gazebo shot with fireworks in the background. Edward is wearing a dark gray suit, with a black shirt and black tie.

collaborated with Jayla photo 1/ TT photos 2 & 3

Photo 1) It’s the day after Christmas, Edward is sitting at piano with a flask (filled with Grey Goose) sharing the bench . There is a heavy winter jacket lying across large black leather duffle bag on the floor next to piano. On his mass of unruly hair, a red baseball cap slightly askew, scruff on jaw. He is wearing light wash/loose fitting jeans. There is a semi automatic gun peaking from the waist band of his jeans. He's sporting a red, black and white flannel button down; only buttoned mid torso exposing a white v neck tee shirt. Coordinating white Nikes with red swoosh.

Photo 2) Edward’s hair is wet and messy because he’s just gotten out of the shower. He’s bare chested with only blackwatch plaid flannel pajama bottoms on. He’s sitting at a desk and with a key in his hand, about to unlock the drawer. (yes, THAT drawer)

Photo 3) Edward is dressed as a 'badass' pirate for the Halloween party. He's in black pants, a white wife beater shirt, with a white button-up shirt on top. He has on a black vest and black boots. There is a red sash tied around his waist and a red bandana tied onto his head with a pirate hat on top. (His lips are primed with liquor for that first kiss!)

submitted by Kelly from mydiscomROBulation
(He's not a ___ward. He's Wallbanger)

One of my fav scenes was early on in the story, when they are at a party with Esme and Carlisle and they kiss fir the first time.. well Wallbanger goes all man on her and just kisses her, but then she turns the tablesm, slaps him and then grabs his sweater and kisses him back... she mentions grabbing his sweater to pull him to her, and I have always imagined it was an Irish knit sweater like the Vanity Fair shoot and jeans... just like he looked in the Vanity Fair shoor, as a matter offact the first time I saw those picnic pictures for VanityFair.. first thing that came to my mind was Wallbanger... I imagine he is usually dressed that way... holding a camera because he's a photographer

 contributed by itsjustme1217 from Robmusement

He's wearing black skinny jeans, white button down shirt, black skinny tie and dark pink sweater vest and Star Wars boxers. He's carrying a bouquet of wildflowers. He's pushing his glasses up on his nose and fidgeting as he stands at my...I mean Bella's door.

submitted by TwiWeasel from Twisted Edbrella

Light scruff, mussed hair. Black wife beater. Light colored, button-fly jeans that are severely distressed and have holes in the knees and are frayed at the bottom. Black belt. Jeans are buttoned, except for the top button, belt is on, but not fastened. No underwear. Black Doc Martin Boots, unlaced. This 23-year-old is hanging out in the kitchen, looking animalistic...feral, even.

submitted by rpfangirldc from itsroblated

Textward is wearing some super tight football pants, shoulder pads under a Spartans jersey, and is holding a helmet. He smokes on occassion and has an attitude. I imagine his hair to be more like New Moon Robward hair - sort of shorter on the sides and top than Twilight Robward. He's is unshaven and smirking.

contributed by Isabella MARIE Cullen from Twilight Junkies Anonymous

Say a prayer for us! Rob is dressed conservatively in a sweater/jeans ensemble. He’s holding his guitar, and because he is a holy roller, has a cross on a chain wrapped around his hand.

*Rob starts to strum guitar in hand.*

And the set falls silent.
{Was anyone coherent enough to record that? Brilliant, Marie.}

“Sorry, that's a bit of a reflex. What's next? Tights! Oh God, that’s embarrassing.”

“Errr..you’ve worn them before for ballet haven’t you? The Nuber-something movie role? Come on, trust me, you’d never want to let Honolulu Girl down. She loves you. Besides you don’t have to dance for us, just pose.”

“Fine. I hope I get some Kona coffee out of this.”

“Oh, she’d offer you up more than that. Come on, you get to hold a paddle. Rob are you blushing?”

 on loan from by HonoluluGirl

Edward should sit upon his chair, a billowy cotton top exposing his chiseled chest, black tights, high boots. His right hand, holds firm his decorative sword. Across his lap, a wooden paddle lays; hickory wood for its stiffness and shock resistance. It is 16 inches in length. His hand rests softly atop of it.

“Whoa! No one said anything about tattoos!”

“Rob, it is fake! Like the ‘Michael’ one you sported in ‘Remember Me.’”

“That’s not fake! I braved a lot of pain and nee-dals to get that tattooed on.”

“Right. Sure you did. Oh, and when it comes to this next author, well, we're just getting started with the tattoos.”

lovingly shared by Twilight Cupake from Twilight, Travel, and Treats
 
(Hockeyward is captain of the Chicago Blackhawks. The first night they meet and he's about to f*ck her in his hotel room.)

He has a bit of stubble, green eyes, wearing a pair of faded jeans, and sneakers. He's got "thick, flexing, sinewy hot-as-fuck muscles." Tattoos are waving Canadian flag right arm and Cullen crest left arm.

He has a Blackhawks jersey thrown over one shoulder just hanging from his index and in the other arm he's hugging the Cullen Beaver stuffed animal he gave to Bella. He's smiling sheepishly and looking down shyly.

"I've always thought I'd be good at hockey."

"Sure. Umm, Rob don't panic with this next outfit. We are going to give your agent the key as a sign of good faith."

*Holds up handcuffs*

"Did I mention I love 80s porn?"

on loan from itsjustme1217 from Robmusement

He's wearing black cotton bikini underwear, kneeling on a plush bed of all white. His hands are handcuffed behind his back. His eyes are downcast but he has a slight smirk on his lips.
submitted by Twilight Cupcake from Twilight, Travel, and Treats

Photo 1) Green/blue scrubs with a white lab coat, and a black stethoscope around his neck.

“Rob, you look hawt in scrubs but I’m afraid you could never be just my doctor! But now, you are going to have to lose them and just come back with this.”

“Just this? No modesty patch?”

“Please, this is for Twilight Cupcake, international traveler and shopper of Twilight related items and all things Rob.”

“Fine.”

Photo 2) I still picture him with a small towel hung very low on his hips, shimmering with water in his hair and all over his muscular body. He's got a devilish grin. (This is from the scene where they meet when he is completely naked. By the time she actually peeks out from under her hand he's apparently gotten dressed. No more details than that but I'd like to see him walking around like that all day.)

Beautiful Bastard, The Office by tby789
enthusiastically submitted by Tigerlily Rose from Tigerlily's Tirade
(again, he's his own Ward, right?)

Next up, Rob’s wearing an expensive suit topped with his unruly, gorgeous bronzed hair. He’s got his blackberry in one hand and a pair of ripped panties in the other. He’s standing up against the window of a conference room.

"Umm, yeah Rob you can go ahead and take that outfit home with you. We'd all like to see it on you again sometime soon. Oh and Rob...be sure to leave the handcuffs. They belong to itsjustme."

And that's it for Day One!
Come back for Day Two to see what develops! 

Which ______ward will you check out first?
Which one had you forgotten dressed like that?
Leave me ward in the comments!
-TT

Senin, 09 Agustus 2010

Words I Can't Say Out Loud Today...

"I'm really excited to watch the
Teen Choice Awards tonight!"

And I can't wait to find out what brought this laugh on!!!



Thank goodness I have this safe place where I can say the things that I must keep my tongue twied up about in my real life. Enjoy the Rob, tonight! **grin** -TT ;)

Jumat, 06 Agustus 2010

Still Trying to Chase Rob Down for that Photoshoot

Now that Rob is done filming Water for Elephants I am trying to pin him down for that photoshoot! I'm working on getting everything set up with the right sets and props (anyone have a riding crop?) but I've been easily distracted these past couple of weeks by new Rob videos and songs about Robsten and overall fun bloggy stories.

I planned on putting everything together last weekend but that plan got derailed by a pitcher of Sangria--but don't worry, it is absolutely my most favorite Sangria in the world and it's been a while since I last had opportunity to partake in it so I hope you'll understand.

I'm not real fast at getting anything done, but I working on finding the time and getting the right motivation.



New EW outtake...see how easily distracted I get!!!


YEAH, I need motivation!

Happy Weekend!!
-TT

**Picture made by Kelly at mydiscomROBulation!