Senin, 27 Desember 2010

TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive, December Issue

This month's issue of TwiPeople Magazine features the Edwardian choice of hisbella, the winner of the Cover Your Ward contest.



Introducing....
RyeWard

"If you're not familiar with it [the story and Edward's boaby], Edward and Bella work together.  He's here on a work visa.  He gets fired and then immigration wants to deport him.  So, he and Bella get married to keep him in the country.  Bella has been in love with him forever and has conversations with Madge, her cranky inner voice, about how hot he is.  Edward has a thick scottish accent in this story.  Ryeward is a traditional Scotsman and goes completely commando under his kilt.  He's sweet and has a little bit of an ego but is just like any other man." -Summary as provided by hisbella, future blogger


If you don't know what the word 'boaby' means, then you'll just have to read the story!

Thanks to the author, mac217, who shared her banners and .gifs with me as well as this tidbit about the title of the story saying, "I took my title from a Robert Burns poem by the same name. It seemed appropriate at the time, both in content and the fact that Burns is Scotland's national poet." 

Not a Member of Clan Cock yet?

Click HERE

to get started reading!

Be sure to come back for January's Issue of TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive because you never know who it's going to be, but I can guarantee you it will be more f*cktastic work done by the TwiPeople's Design Department, aka 17ForeverLisa!

This might be it for me until January, so wishing everyone a Happy New Year! Be sure to check Robmusement out all this week for her "Best of Year" posts. You'll recognize A LOT of good stuff there from this year!

<<New Year's Midnight kiss from me to Rob>>
-kiTT


**Manip made by Lollypop82

Rabu, 22 Desember 2010

Santa Tried to Pick me Up Once...

When I was of a legal drinking age (or not)  it was typical for me and "Alice" and friends and boyfriends or FwithBs to go to a liquor store on Saturday nights to get some stuff for predrinking before going out to clubs or bars.

One such Saturday night while in the liquor store, a seemingly sweet little old man probably in his 70s with a white beard, glasses, and a cane asked me to reach up to get him a bottle of something off a shelf that was higher than him, which was probably the shelf most of us would be eyelevel with. He had that real twinkly eyes Santa thing going on so out of the goodness of my heart I helped him.

Then he asked if I wanted to go home with him and share the bottle with him.

OH. MY. GOD.

I don't know how I kept from laughing, but I politely declined his offer and he replied,

"That's a shame. You and I could have had a REAL GOOD time tonight."

From there on out he was referred to as Santa and we used to see him around town here and there, even in the bars. Sometimes we used to look for him. Sometimes it was a way to entice some of our friends out to the bar. "Come have a few drinks with us. Santa's here!"

Poor shriveled up Santa. He was just a lonely little perv.

But I tell ya, I've got a soft spot for our favorite guy in a red suit with twinkling eyes...


NO, NOT HIM....

I'm talking about a guy in a red suit who likes to eat, drink, and be merry...

His eyes twinkle no matter what color they look
blue
green
gray
amber...


And he's got rosey cheeks...

Get it? Rosey cheeks? LMAO!!
Hey! My blog, my rosey-corny-ass jokes!!!!

~O~

Thank you to everyone who participated in the #TakeitoffKellan campaign. I know I've thanked some of these chickadees before but I figured if Kellan comes looking he should know too!

Thank you Kelly @mydiscomROBulation for venturing outside her RobRealm to make those awesome pictures we all used! 
Thank you to Jen @Twired for inspiring the slogan "Take It off Kellan"
Thank you to TigerLilyRose for suggesting we have the hashtag #takeitoffkellan
Thanks to Marie @TwiJunkies who informed me that if you google" Take it off kellan Twitter plea" you will see just how many times this was reported on and where.
speaking of which....
Thank you to Rachel Reiss @ AccessHollywood for not only responding to me via email but also writing this article on it to cover 'the news' / noise we made! She didn't confirm it, but I suspect she would be as excited to see Kellan's shirtless arm wrestle as that Shaun Robinson is to put her fingers through Rob's hair every time she sees him.

So @KellanLutz what will it be...Shirt on?


Or shirt off...
in Breaking Dawn II?

Well for now I'll just say super ripped abs of a THANK YOU to you for acknowledging our tweets with this:
"Haha wow... What can I say to this. You all are so sweet. Thanks for the love. RT @analu_morais: @kellanlutz #takeitoffkellan ! We fans want you to take off your shirt when you make a wrestling match with Bella in Breaking Dawn, Part 1."

You can see the original here! I didn't make it up I swear!!

~~~Kellan tweeted he smiles at the unknown. I'm guessing that's all of us. Right?~~~

~O~
On a personal note, I wanted to tell you all that my braTTy self was nothing more than drippy sap as I cried into Mr. ATP's shoulder while mini sat on Santa Claus' lap and he chatted with her about what a good girl she has been this year. He was the best Santa Claus I've ever seen. He told her thank you for the treats she left out for him last year and asked if she would leave him more this year. It sounds like mini has made it on Santa's Nice List, which is more than I can say for the likes of most of you.

Yep, I'm probably talking about YOU!!!

In fact, I have an advanced copy of just who made it on that other list and decided to publish it here.

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Oh Santa Rob, why couldn't it have been YOU in the liquor store that night?

****Thank you to CreationsbyJules for letting me 'borrow' her creation! Though I'm not sure she expected this! You can follow her on tumblr too if you don't already!
But best of all I suggest emailing her because she is sweet and has a lively sense of humor, particularly in relation to all things Rob!!! And she's willing to share him! OMG I could just repost her stuff all the time and call it a day.

TwiPeople Magazine is bringing Sexy and Merry back next week with
our December Issue of TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive!

You will not want to miss it!!!

Happy Holidays to All of You, Peace on Earth, Good will to Twitardia!!!

-kiTT
[I hope I didn't leave anyone off the list!]

Senin, 13 Desember 2010

Future TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward

to be chosen by...

***drumroll please***

HisBellla

Congratulations hisbella!
What a welcome, huh?

Please email me to let me know who will be featured on a future cover of

   TwiPeople's
Sexiest
Ward
Alive

hisbella, I 'm so excited to hear your pick! Then I'll have the design department (aka 17ForeverLisa) get started.

Thanks to everyone who entered! The winner was selected randomly by random.org.

Were you out Christmas shopping this weekend? I was. At the mall.
You know those kiosks they have set up in the middle? There was one that will take a picture and put it on mugs, puzzles, t-shirts, and sweatshirts.
Look what they already had made up:

In case you can't read what it says in my arrow, it says "FAIL!"

Okay so I still wanted one!
Does the collage look familiar to anyone? They said they just pull stuff off the internet. Looks like something one you made, doesn't it...sans the spelling of his name. I know NONE of my bloggy buddies would screw up Rob's name. (Mrs. Meyer's first name, totally and yeah, but not the precious')

~o~
By.
The.
Way...

I'm on twitter now.
@tonguetwied
(I can be f*ckin' chaTTy. You've been warned.)

Why now did I choose to join twiTTer you ask?
Like why now?

It's time for phase two of the
Kellan Shirtless Arm Wrestle Campaign.
I'm recruiting tweeps for
"Take-It Off Thursday"
to help me.

I don't need you to take anything off, just Kellan to take off his shirt for the arm wrestling scene now that we know (1) it is gonna happen and (2) Rob's abs are in beTTer shape than Kellan's.

On Thursday I wanna coordinate a time for us to all tweet Mr. Lutzcious to send him a picture like this one Kelly @mydiscomROBulation made:
(Nice work Kelly!!! Okay Kellan helped too!)

Let me know if you are interested in participating and I will email you pictures and time.
I'll also be alerting the media! They showed up last time when I asked them.
so you gonna help...please?

Kamis, 09 Desember 2010

Found Out About You

I thought with the cougars involved, this would be an easy win. I didn't realize Edward and I would held up in a tent together waiting this whole thing out! Not that I'm complaining. *sigh* Me and Edward in a tent....

So sorry if this whole thing turns out all types of anticlimatic for you (next time get a tent with Edward!) but after 16+ good -- but not good enough  -- guesses made here's the answer as provided by DangrDafne:

Gin Blossoms
According to Wikipedia, the band Gin Blossoms took their name from the caption of a WC Fields photo that read, "WC Fields with gin blossoms" refering to the red blotches on his nose.
{Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin_Blossoms}

~I wonder if Rob would have known the answer. I feel like I don't know enough about his musical tastes growing up.~

HG was getting pretty close, and after that I knew it was all up to DangrDafne to figure it out because I know she likes music and I guessed that she liked the Gin Blossoms. It's a similar genre to other music I know she likes from the 90s.

So congratulations DD and here you go!!!


       {Picture Source}
  Go read this blogger's retelling of Twilight--funny!! And her Luke AVI kills!!!

So let's all fire up the Delorian and set it for the early 90s! But when you travel to see the Gin Blossoms you don't go down Memory Lane, you hang a left onto Allison Road.


Made by JayJayLeigh

Oooohh Ryan Gosling, give me a second...mmmmm, mmmm...okay let's Twilight up their music a bit...



{Made bythepeachtreexxo}       

Kind of an appropriate song from Bella to Edward.   Or Vicki Vale to Batman.


Edward, good thing you came back in New Moon or else you might be outside Bella's window like 5 years later holding up a boom box playing this song to her. 

Another good song choice by bythepeachtreexxo
The lyrics to this song make it pretty perfect for New Moon, actually.

This song is more of a melancholic end of New Moon song.

 Bella is telling Charlie she's going to be alright and then accepting Edward's apology.
See it?


 @40 seconds in "I can't really help it if my TONGUE's all TWIED in knots..."
Oh the Gin Blossoms, I robably love them for obvious reasons.

Rob, anywhere you go, I'll follow you down but may you always be going up!


And Rob, there's a lot of talk about you cheating on us with your costar even though you have stated time and time again that you in fact are not dating her, to which I have a Gin Blossoms song that should cover how we feel about that:



"I'll just figure everything is cool, until I hear it from you, Rob."
Denial is good song inspiration!!!

Any one of these songs could have a Rob or Twilight video made for them I think.  Which Gin Blossoms song was your favorite?


 



      


Selasa, 07 Desember 2010

Red Noses, Arnold Palmers, and Blue Breeze

First thanks to everyone who entered the TwiPeople contest. I haven't had the drawing yet, so there is still time to get in on it. And I feel like I always say this but if I'm scarce upcoming it is because I've got shiTT to do. And *bonus* as of today, I am having Christmas at my house. wtf? My family knows I don't know how to cook. Whatever, no driving means more eggnog consumption for me!

Now sometimes I pose these fun little questions to our bloggy buddy Lisa because it is like we live on two different planets I find that what little knowledge I have about the stupidest of stuff that amuses me, sometimes tortures her because she has no clue what I'm talking about. So I'll ask you guys what I asked her the other day and see if anyone knows the answer. 


Yes you know what to call this animal with a red nose, but what cute little term is used to refer to a red nose on a person? The first person to get it right is gonna win...

***The Golden Onion!!!***

So last year around this time I wanna say I saw a cartoon of Edward draining Rudolph much to Santa's horror? Does anyone remember that? Did I make this up? If so can someone who can draw better than me make that, because my twisted mind thinks that would be funny!

Anyone like to drink the Blue Breeze?
[I think that Musing Bella is raising her hand somewhere.]

Vodka, Malibu, pineapple juice, Blue Curaco, and lemonade

Sounds delicious, right? It does, especially right now. So why am I bringing this up? Because Rob said it on the Eclipse commentary. Did you hear it? He was talking about being up on the mountain before the tent scene and how many takes it took to get that shot because the bears that lived there were having a party and consuming Blue Breeze.

kiTTing!!!

It's Rob's adorable accenttish way of saying, blueberries!!!

Those aren't bears!!!

But apparently, there were bears! Sure, bears, eat blueberries. And David Slade what were you thinking putting Rob's life in danger in that way? I mean Kellan can handle an irritable grizzly but bears going after sweet, sweet berry juice? I *shiver* to think just how appealing Rob was to those bears. *shiver* I tell ya!

Since I brought up drinking, who thinks Rob was just drinking a virgin Arnold Palmer?

Not me.

btw: I had to Wiki (don't tell Profward) who Arnold Palmer was. A golfer. Perhaps what Rob does not know is that when alcohol is mixed in, like vodka, the drink becomes a John Daly. Wiki doesn't explain who "John Daly" is when you look up the John Daly drink (wtf?) but looks like he was another golfer who did drugs, gambled, and drank. ***I bet he walked around with a ________________[insert term for red nose].

Speaking of virgin...One minute in the commentary Rob is going on and on about how he is uncomfortable with all the kissing and the next minute he's making sexual innuendos to the point that even Kristen is telling him to shut up because she feels uncomfortable. Did you think his statement about how she makes a much sexier sound when she is bitten than Xavier/Riley was referring to her acting in Twilight? I only made that mistake for a second.

You gotta love Rob's take on Jacob, though. He said what I've been saying all along. Rob saw how Jacob acts all smug and looks at Edward to make sure he sees every time he's getting a little bit of attention from Bella or the littlest bit of contact.

A couple of notes about Kristen

1. I liked the wigs more.
The wigs on Bella helped me compartmentalize and separate Bella and Edward from Rob and Kristen. I need to think of them separately. With the wigs, it was like keeping Robsten hidden it was easier for me to see just Bella rather than twitches Kristen. That's important to me.

2. I do hope that Kristen follows in Jodie Foster's footsteps.
I'd like to see her go to college. Then I'd like to hear Kristen's original, intelligent, well-thought out ideas on the books. Get Franco to tutor you. ;) He has some thoughts!

~xXx~
I definitely need to take out a can of Wupp Ass on Eclipse. There are so many things that bothered me.


Like Bella blew off an entire day of school and didn't get home until nighttime when she was with Jacob? Ummm, didn't it seem like she was on the reservation for all of 40 minutes? And Charlie had no clue that Bella wasn't in school all day?
Don't get me started!
I'll save it for another day. PMSing will be optional that day.

~xXx~

Any Memorable Lines from Eclipse?
You know how we had all these fun lines from Twilight and New Moon that we like to say. Have you found yourself using any Eclipse vernacular?

I haven't found a need to say too much from Eclipse.
I like Jessica's line, "Epic? It'll change lives." I think I used that in the comments somewhere once.

Otherwise, I haven't found myself in any situation where I need to look at someone and say, "After all, I am hotter than you."

I haven't looked at my husband and said, "I love you more" [he knows I'd be lying. I love Rob more.]

And I don't think I would ever, ever say to anyone in my home, "If you are here to torture Jacob some more, feel free to leave." I think I would offer them cake and coffee instead.

I probably have rolled my eyes and thought to myself, "Super" the way Charlie says it, but you know I have a special place for him anyway.

What about everyone's significant others though? I know a lot of them indulge in the lines from the movies, though I think sometimes they take liberties with them.

**Note to guys--Use the lines with respect for our love of the books and movies. Don't tarnish our Edward-is-the-perfect-guy-thing by looking deep into our eyes and saying, "Would you do the extraordinary honor of sucking me off tonight."

~xXx~
I think we are getting closer to Emmett's Shirtless Arm Wrestling. See it in this video that Rachel Reiss sent out where Kellan is talking about abs and arm wrestling. Put them together and you get this:


{Made by Kelly @mydiscomROBulation :)}

Click HERE to go see Kellan talking about doing the arm wrestling scene from Access Hollywood.

From the red nose
to the red pawn
and everything in between today, huh?

Don't forget to answer the trivia question and let me know if you know what cartoon I'm talking about or if I'm just confused!

-kiTT

Selasa, 30 November 2010

TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive

Twelve months away.

One whole year to get through.

Four changes of seasons.

350ish days to go still...

Yes we have that long a time to wait until the November 2011 inevitabilities of seeing Breaking Dawn I on the big screen and :BONUS: seeing Rob Pattinson named as People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. So as a lead-in to these two big events 17ForeverLisa and I have collaborated to offer a monthly reminder that you'll be able to use to count down to next November. As long as you all are willing to overlook that both of us have pending promised posts that we have yet to get to and separately each admit to be procrastinators.

         Ryan Reynolds may be good enough for
most People,
but wouldn't you agree that TwiPeople like us need someone of our very own?
So in the grand tradition of a Twi-Festivous for the rest of us...presenting the very first issue of:


Pick up your copy today and use it to fan yourself if necessary!

Really who better to kick off this year-long celebration than Fifty from Master of the Universe? Fifty is loved so much that I can't promise this is the last we'll see of him. Rumor has it, another issue will have design plans to make your very own Red Room in your home that both your subconscious AND your inner goddess will be doing somersaults over!!!

We'll try to get the December edition out sooner than the last day of the month! And let's keep it interesting, shall we? Think you'll know exactly who will be on all 12 months of the covers? Maybe. Maybe not. We promise to have a few surprises along the way!

Would you like a shot at nominating your favorite WARD for a future cover?

One lucky TwiPeep will win the chance to have their favorite WARD grace the cover of TwiPeople by doing the following:  

(1) Be or become a follower of this blog
 
And then
(2) Leave a note in the comments of this post that says "CYW" (Cover Your Ward)
with your email address, only if I don't already have it or email me privately if you don't want it all out there.

A winner will be selected randomly and that chickadee will get to tell us which WARD she thinks deserves to be the SEXIEST WARD ALIVE one upcoming month!!!

And as my month-long birthday celebration comes to a close, I again wanted to thank everyone for their wishes! And this idea would not even be possible without the crafty technical skillz of Lisa, who as you might suspect, was willing to oblige my idea to pay tribute in this way to Fifty! She really knows how to put the ka-ching in pizazz, doesn't she?

Do tell in the comments if you are ordering a subscription!!!
-kiTT



Rabu, 24 November 2010

It's Been A Year Since My Encounter with Rob

I know Rob, thinking back on that day is special to me too, but it's a heartwarming story
that I want to share with everyone!

November 2009 was an eventful month for me last year, truly like life-altering, but I believe that was the case for most of us, so I wanted to reminisce, celebrate, and give thanks with you guys!

So forget the Thanksgiving fixin's, let's all remember that this time last year we purged ourselves on the appetizers aka movie spoilers before the feast that was New Moon in the theaters several times. We were all gorging ourselves on the dessert that was watching Rob, Kristen, and Taylor on every guest appearance they did. And rewatching Rob. And rewatching Rob until we were stuffed.

This time last November I had just celebrated my 30sumpthin' birthday and was completely immersed in this new world! I had recently read the Twilight books, delighted in Midnight Sun, was watching Twilight daily-ish, was deep into reading fanfiction, lurking at Twitarded, having Rob dreams, etc.

Essentially, my heart was having a smitten-filled crush on all things Twilight, Edward, and Rob. Crushes are fine, when you are married, as long as they don't develop into something more that cross the line. Mine was all still very hush, hush (not from Mr. ATP.) But, it was a secret crush with no real visible evidence to the outside world.

But that all changed...the day I had an unplanned uncounter with Rob
RPattz
SpunkRansom
Mr. Pattinson
Mr. Sex on Legs


I was left with my head spinning, so I don't remember the exact day or time. I was at the grocery store. It is possible I was there shopping for Thanksgiving dinner, possibly with my daughter, possibly without. I don't remember, and I'm embarrassed to say that all things around me disappeared when I saw him. It was just me and him in that room, and a grocery cart that I was using as a crutch to hold me up.

Our eyes met, and my heart leapt out of my chest. In fact, my whole body vibrated from the shock and excitement of seeing him. It was soo unexpected. I hadn't gone looking for him that day. I don't think I even knew he was in town, and I guess I shouldn't have been surprised he was at the grocery store or even what business he had there, but I was.

There he was, staring at me with bedroom eyes. Ummm...you know the ones.
(Yes, those!)

He never took his eyes off me, and I thought to myself, Should I? Just this once? No one has to know. At that one moment, he was truly my heart's desire. So with a smirk on my face, butterflies in my stomach, and little sparks in my heart I reached out to Rob and made him mine, and I've never looked back.

Yes chickadees, that was the day I picked up VF Rob and took him home with me, to keep forever. It was my very first Robp0rn. And it was practically a centerpiece of my Thanksgiving spread last year. And thus this became the first outward sign to the world that I was crazy about Robert Pattinson. That my obsession with Twilight went beyond Edward and extended to RPattz.

So won't you share in celebrating with me the anniversary of this very special event by looking through some very hawt VF Robp0rn provided below, and if you feel so inclined, when you are giving thanks tomorrow for all the spoils in your life, include Rob, Vanity Fair, and photographer, Bruce Weber!! I know I will.


Very Fine!


                                            Very Frigginhawt!!!

        Very Fantastic!

                                            Very Forlorn over me obviously.
 
                       Very Friendly.
Very  F*ckable!





(Wait for it...)

Very
      
       Fifty












Looking back a year later, I have no regrets. That day I bought myself a gift that would turn out to be the first of many.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNR9hv_H7dk&feature=related

Thanks to Aice who related this to BH, 90210 with her reference: Like that time Kelly went in and bought the engagement ring Brandon returned.  See it @4:35  Gotta LOVE my friend Alice, even if she doesn't totally love on Rob!]
 
 Last December's Vanity Fair issue asked "Can 100 Million Screaming Twilight Fans Be Wrong?"

Dear Vanity Fair, make that 101 Million. Also, with all those outtakes, wouldn't it have made sense to just publish a second month full of Rob? You would have made 2x the money. Maybe they could have given some of the money to charity or something. Ya know?


"Ugh! Why didn't I think to suggest that?"

I know, Rob, I know. I believe their next issue had an exposed-to-be-a-cheaterTiger Woods on it. Raise your hand if you bought THAT issue? It's like I always say, Rob...

(Made for me by Robmusement)

Here's an idea...Have a Happy Thanksgiving Everyone, and remember that I'm thankful for all of you!

Feel free to tell me in the comments what your first Robp0rn was, what your favorite VF picture was, and not throw tomatoes at me for tricking you into thinking that I had really met Rob! If that is what you thought then allow me to reintroduce myself, "Hi! I'm TT, and I'm a braTT!"

Thank you so much to 17ForeverLisa for making me a celebratory Vanity Fair Rob banner!

After you take the time to comment, come back and click onto here to see the dieTwihard HAWTEST F*CKIN' enhanced picture of Rob from WaterforElephants! It was definitely "his good side" when speaking photography angles!!!
It will blow your mind.
There are no words for it.
::THUD::


{Picture Source VanityFair}

Senin, 22 November 2010

The Boys Help Me Come to Terms with My Age

So I've had a little trouble 'accepting' my new age this month. I had to take some time to reflect on it and where I am in my life. Are any of us ever where we thought we'd be by a certain age? To say I've been 'derailed' once or twice in my lifetime would be an understatement of the jumping Rob variety. How does someone with only two feet have 'the other shoe' dropped so many times?  Everytime I've ever hit my stride crossing the bridge, some evil little troll comes up from under the bridge and trips me. So I've thought about my age and came up with a few things that make me very happy.

Jax....I'm still in my 30s. I'm still young enough for YOU and Mohawtie!



Happy Dance it out for me boys!!!

And guess what Rob, you aren't THAT young for me--I mean we are BOTH of legal age to buy and consume lots of alcohol and have fun together. Sound good?

And apparently I'm the perfect age for any one of these guys seeing as I'm older than Megan Fox but younger than Luke Perry.
Thanks to LivingwithEdward and DangrDafne (how awesome is that?)!

Most importantly, I've decided I am the perfect age to LOVE Twilight, have a blog, lust over my celebrity crushes, write fanfiction, laugh with new people in my life who share in my Twilight love, read fanfiction, hang out with my friends, surprise my family, work like a dog, be a braTT, hire a housekeeper, love my husband to pieces, and be a caring mom.
[okay well I'd like to hire a housekeeper]

Come back this Wednesday because I plan on celebrating what I can only describe as something
LIFE-ALTERING.

Quick note:  I've seen People Magazine, as in I flipped through it this weekend while in line at the grocery store. If Rob was in it, I missed him. Kellan did a wonderful spread with a picture of him shirtless with "For Sale" written on it. Ummmm...Kellan, don't tempt us like that. But as far as I could tell, the SEXIEST GUY in there was the BLACK & WHITE print ad a few pages in of James Franco. I do like him, but I sat there dumbfounded at his little video short I watched on the "Love & Distrust" DVD I rented--which includes 'The Summer House.' Franco is in an upcoming movie about the hiker that cut off his arm, which Brian the Movie Guy out of Seattle has stated is OSCAR worthy. You can check out his review here.

In the meantime, I've got a question for you.

Will this kiss lead to Edward 'giving in' to Bella's seduction in place of the sex after the dream in the book version of Breaking Dawn or will it just be one more time Edward performs a self cockblockectomy and tells her, "No more sparkly good-n-plenty until I've poisoned you with my venom and left you a bloodthirsty, high-school poser???"

Meet Alice in the comments with your predictions!






Rabu, 17 November 2010

SURPRISE???? Well Jumping Rob Me!!!!!!

     Look Who Jumped Out of My Birthday Cake!!!!

How the Jumping Rob did he even fit in there?

So it probably seems like I'm a spoiled braTT (cuz I jumping Rob am) with this whole 'I celebrate my birthday all month long' but the thing is that with everyone's schedules I usually have different get togethers with various family members and friends and I never, ever actually celebrate on my actual day.

Guess who else decided to come to one of my birthday celebrations....



And he did....


   So what's this now? I've gotta answer trivia questions and stuff? Do I get to cheat and use my books?

SINCEREST THANK YOU IN ADVANCE TO EVERYONE!!!
I'mma be around soon as I put the mini to bed!

And fyi, the last celebration I had, Mr. ATP declared,
"It's not a party without the Cullens!"

~kiTT


People's Sexiest Man Alive Named And It's...

Not Rob????

WTJumpingRob, People Magazine? I'm not getting any younger here...In fact, quite the opposite this month.


There's just something about the guy that won the title this year that I just couldn't give a jumping Rob about!!!
(Thanks LivingwEdward)

By the way, I've been cursing WAAAAYYY too much lately and decided I needed to clean it up. I've been trying to finish "Emancipation Proclamation" (really Fran, I'm working on it) but one paragraph into reading Mafiaward's POV and I'm all eFF this and eFF that!!

So back to Anyone named Sexiest Man Alive Who is Not Rob...

Who gives a Jumping Rob about him? I couldn't give a Jumping Rob about him! I don't give a Jumping Rob about what they said!! How the Jumping Rob did this happen? 

Now look, poor Rob is sulking, all taking his bat, balls, and fine ass away.

"Hey! Wait for me Rob! I'll go with you...to errr, console you. We'll make a long weekend out of it."
This calls for a special Rob montage with lots of tongue.

See you guys back on Monday!
~kiTT















What in Jumping Rob is going on now?