My eCLIPSe Twifecta: Rob/Edward/Robward

I have a few more thoughts on the movie based solely on that terrific trio, that tremendous Twifecta that is Rob/Edward/Robward. Yeah this will be long, but when it comes to Rob, is long a bad thing? 

So I hope you enjoy seeing Rob/Edward/Robward in Eclipse through my eyes!

(Ahh that's a vision. No retinal scans for identity purposes, please!)

I spy the Twifecta in the meadow looking hawt like Rob, gentle like Edward, and in the bright outside setting without the heavy caked on makeup and lipstick looking perfectly Robward!!!

I only have eyes for Robward!

Since we are already in the area of eyes, first let me say how much emotion he conveys through those pretty little pupils of his, even with contacts in. When he gave Bella the heart charm were his eyes not smiling with satisfaction? And when he shows up at Bella's to tell her how worried he was were his eyes not burning with fury and concern?

So yeah yeah you knew all that, but have you ever noticed Rob's eyelashes?

I guess in my attempt to not to be too distracted by the muttonchops, I found a whole new part of Rob to smile about! He has these beautifully, long, natural eyelashes, and for a guy, it still added to his overall appeal. If you missed it, I think it was most evident when he was telling Carlisle about how Aro wanted him and Alice to join them.

Robward's Voice: Weapon of Choice

We already knew how Rob's look can range anywhere from adorable to f*ckhawt but I got a little schooled in how versatile his voice is going from innocent to seductive. I guess I knew subconsciously. When I first saw the scene from "The Summer House" on youtube he was using this breathy voice with the sexy accent to say "I can hear your heartbeat" I'm pretty sure the only way I could describe what I heard accurately was being voicef*cked.

Yes!

I

said

voicef*cked.

And you can go voicef*ck yourself (by clicking here). Heee heeee I mean that nicely! Gahh, I watch that and think man I could so easily change my name to "Jane" in a heartbeat!!! He's never said "Bella" that way!! Or Ally!! Or my name!!!

 Still, that in no way prepared me for his Eclipse tones. So here's my rundown of so many of his different tones and how he used his voice and various tones like a weapon of mass panty destruction!!!!

Take that TONE with me, please!

I'm an utter fool so in love with you I can't see straight tone:

"Marry me. Marry me. Just...marry me."

(And Stephenie Meyer's most favorite line to use in her book '...washed over me" comes to mind because, yeah, all tingles of tingles washed over me when I heard him say this. Bella are you "tone deaf" say yes for goddsakes!!!)

Respectful tone:

"No, I'm just dropping her off."

(Be as rude as you want Charlie, Edward is still going to show you some respect.)

Innocent, sweet, light manipulative tone:

"Bella, my parents wanted me to remind you about the plane tickets they gave you for your birthday."

(I almost could not believe how he pulled this off! I was thinking, 'holy sh*t forget Edward's 'everything about me invites you in, my voice, my scent...Rob could use that voice on me and I would definitely be dazzled, glamored, enamored, and rendered unaccountable for my actions!!!)

Hurt and accussatory tone:

"You goin' down to that reservation?"

(I still haven't put my finger on it, but there is something about how he says this that reminds me of something else--like another more classic actor in an old Western movie or older classic Hollywood movie. If you know what I mean and have a suggestion to offer up let me know in the comments. But there was just something about his voice here that transcended the movie for me.)

Angry, back the f*ck off tone:

"IF YOU EVER TOUCH HER AGAINST HER WILL AGAIN..."

(And the needle on the uterus compass just pointed to Rob!)

{stolen from 17FL)

Hesitant about it, but I'm so afraid of losing you, I'm going to swallow my pride tone:

"It means more protection for you."

(If that's not love then I don't know what is!)

Nervous, but I'm so desperately head-over-heels in love with you, and where my body physically lacks a racing heartbeat in reaction to the very thought of you it makes up in my pants tone:

"Anything."

(And this is what causes TT to sigh and wrap her arm across herself to hold all her bits and pieces in place as she thinks she would be able to reply with some words in her head but is instead rendered speechless. Let it be known, this is my FAVORITE line from the movie. And it is getting programmed into my Roblerward. As well as him saying "Would you do me."  Click here if you don't know what that is.)

Believe me, I want to tone:

"Believe me, I want to."

(The words and the tone are synonymous!)

I'm letting down my walls just enough to go from natural born enemies to frenemies status tone:

"I tried. I left. I don't want that for her. I never wanted that. I'm glad you're here. There are no words, but I wouldn't wish it on anyone."

(Much more respect than Jacob Black deserved. As nice as Edward was to him, Jacob still acted like a prick. So tell me again Jacob Black about your flesh, bone and heartbeat because  Edward's actions and dialogue were FAR from sounding cold and heartless, which is more than I can say for you!!!!)

I believe you, and I love you too much to let you know if I was hurt or not by that kiss I just had to relive through the thoughts of the dog tone:

"I know."

(I'm with miraclebabe1 here, they should have written in how Edward knew how Jacob was plotting that little kiss.)

 

Trying to appeal to reason and keep things from getting too ugly tone:

"Riley listen to me."

followed by...

Commanding protective, taunting, let's FINISH this tone:

"You won't get another chance like this!"

Remember in my review of New Moon I said there was one scene that matched up perfectly to how I imagined it in the book--Bella running through the plaza and reaching Edward because I felt all the same emotions of desperation in getting to Edward in time--well this was the scene for me in Eclipse. Rob carried off the dialogue here almost exactly like how I read it (the only difference is my imagination has less hint of his natural accent) but Rob expressed those words here first trying to reason with Riley maybe even dazzle him (can one vampire dazzle another?) and then literally going for the kill with Victoria by baiting her with the details of James into staying to fight so he could finish her off. All that confidence and command he exuded in his voice with that tone of his, holy FIFTY SHADES I was thinking of other commands I'd like to hear out of Rob!!! If I was Victoria I'd of had a last minute decision of wanting to attack him in a different way!!

Sweet Emotional Edward

My Bella

Rob brought to life for us what we would have never seen in the books because they were from Bella's POV.

After he kisses her forehead and holds her close to him, he smiles to himself  expressing Edward's own desire and anticipation of having Bella with him forever as a vampire--unspoken words from the soul he thinks he doesn't have.

That.

Was.

 Magical.

And my heart melts into a puddle on the movie theater floor.

 

An Extraordinary Honor

The first couple of times I saw the movie I realized I was a little less there for the story because...meh, I already know the story... and more there to soak up the Rob. So after trying to wade through the falling wig hair, a dimmly set room, and too-much-plaid just to see some jawporn and exposed chest of ROB, I got completely yanked back into the story with the proposal speech and all I could see and hear was book Edward.

*sigh*

Collection of Kisses

#1: the meadow compromise: Edward's seduction

Loved those distraction kisses and how Edward tries to seduce her into saying that she'll comitt herself to him forever. My God he's so in love with Bella here he can't even think straight! You wouldn't have had to ask me beyond New Moon Robward!

#2 the borderline reminder: Edward marks his territory

So he didn't exactly lift his leg and pee on her but the kiss was definitely twofold--a silent "she is mine" warning to Jacob Black leaving some of his unpleasant-only-to-the-wolves vampire scent on Bella and a little something, something to remind Bella he was coming back for her.

#3 Bella's insecurities: Edward ressures Bella

   During the my Bella scene: Short, simple, sweet, innocent kiss in Edward's attempt to reassure Bella that she won't be different. Then he moves up to her forehead to kiss her--classic Edward move.

#4 Bella's seduction: Edward's proposal

I think there was kissing going on here because I heard some panting but the mood lighting was a little too dim and I was intently focused on trying to see that little bit of Rob's chest peaking out.  I'm glad one of my favorite lines in the book made it in to this part

E:  "Bella would you stop trying to take your clothes off."

B: "Did you want to do that part?"

That line cracks me up every time! Can't blame Bella for getting caught up in the moment and wanting that fantasy played out on her first time.

Unfortunately one of the lines I hated most from the book got in there--that villian line. Uggh...I would have preferred Edward have used the "Isn't this supposed to be the other way around" line and Bella concurs that they are an unconventional couple.

#5 the pass off: A fiancee's sendoff

Even though she wasn't wearing the ring, I think Edward was a little more confident here and comfortable with the idea of Jacob running Bella up the mountain because she had already accepted his proposal and he was worried about the imminent danger looming, so he just gave her a sweet kiss on the forehead. But gawd I love those forehead kisses he gives out. Sign me up for one should I meet Rob in real life because no way is that breaking my marriage vows and he pours everything he's got into them and makes them look 200% more than just a soft peck on the forehead.  

If you watch no other video today YOU MUST WATCH THIS ONE!!!

All the kisses are in here, plus this is eCLIPSe told from Edward's POV

(@1:58 The marriage-friendly kiss from Rob I'd want!)

Made by TwilightEpisodes

#6 that other kiss

Did you not read that this post is just about Rob? I'm not talking about that kiss. We'll save that for the post when I open the can of Whoop-Ass on Eclipse--you had to know that was coming, right?

BRING IT Edward

One of my favorite parts was seeing Edward during the training scene with Carlisle. He was having fun and really into it.

I can't tell you what I loved more--that aggression Rob can display (like the fighting in Remember Me) or finally seeing a little lightheartedness from Edward like in the books.

Either way...I was a into it as Rob and way jealous of PFach!

eCLIPSe Twifecta Complete...

Almost!

Please go visit itsroblated today as she has the other part to this post.

Consistency.

Consistency.

Consistency.

She's come up with some great pictures to link all three movies in ways you might not have thought of before.

For example--do you know which scene in all three movies Edward's shirt lifts up and we see a sneak of his back?

You don't?

Then click here to go find out!!!

Feel free to tell me in the comments what else about

 the Twifecta (my version that is) you loved!!!

{If I need to credit you for some of the pictures feel free to let me know.}

I've Got One Hand in Rob's Pocket and the Other One's Waving Buh-bye!

Hey everyone!

I wanted to share with you my new Cell Phone Charging Base!

Classy, right?

If it looks familiar, it was a display piece that held cards at BurgerKing over the summer. Oh God, are those my fingerprint smudges on it? First thing you know someone will be knocking on my door! I didn't steal it! I asked if I could have it. And they said yes. Jealous aren't ya?

So you know how many of us cop to watching Twilight over and over?

I do and I'm not ashamed. Sure some of my friends laugh at me over it. *cough Alice cough * but one of the payoffs to it is catching something different in the movie every once and a while. So if I have this whole 'holy crap I never noticed that' moment when I watch Twilight then it seems to validate me watching it even more. Maybe you noticed this before, maybe not. I thought I'd share because certain people in my life really don't care.

You know how Rob likes to do this...

And this...

And a little of this...

And maybe a smidge of this...

If you were too distracted to see what I'm getting at here I'm talking about his hand in his hair---constantly touching it, weaving his long fingers through it, teasing us...

so did you ever happen to notice in Twilight where his hands usually are?

Don't remember? Maybe you just haven't seen the movie enough?

I mean it only took me like 647 viewings and on that viewing it was like a blaring neon sign with Alanis MorriseTTe's song in the background! Ya know this one...

I'm broke but I'm happy. I'm poor but I'm kind. I'm short but I'm healthy. yeah

I'm high, but I'm grounded. I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed. I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby. And what it all comes down to is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine

Because I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is giving a high five.

I feel drunk but I'm sober. I'm young and I'm underpaid. I'm tired but I'm working yeah.

I care but I'm restless. I'm here but I'm really gone. I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby. And what it all comes down to is that everything's gone be quite alright,

because I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is flicking a cigarette.

And what it all comes down to is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet, because I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one's giving a peace sign.

I'm free but I'm focused. I'm green but I'm wise. I'm hard but I'm friendly, baby. I'm sad but I'm laughing. I'm brave but I'm chickenshit.

I'm sick but I'm pretty, baby.

And what it all boils down to is that no one's really got it figured out just yet, but I've one hand in my one hand in my pocket

and the other one is playing

the piano.

Trivia time: Did Rob have his hands in his pockets in this scene?

Close your eyes.

Can you see it?

If not, please go watch Twilight and report back, okay?

~ x ~

So can you imagine how that conversation went on the set?

Hardwicke: Rob you gotta stop putting your fingers through your hair, it keeps messing up the hair and we've already got all this wind and rain to contend with.

Rob: But it says in the book that Edward is always putting his fingers through his hair.

Hardwicke: No Rob, I think you are just too knee deep in the fanfiction for your own good.

Rob: Fine then what should I do with my hands, I mean what would Edward do with them. Maybe he should carry around like, I don't know, a stuffed animal or something to hold. Can he smoke? Vampires can smoke can't they?

Hardwicke: No Rob, only you can pull off being the perfect guy and smoking. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to put your hands in your pocket.

10 minutes later Rob is daydreaming about how he can get Kristen to break up with her boyfriend and tugging at his hair.

Hardwicke: CUT!!! Rob! KEEP YOUR DAMN HANDS IN YOUR POCKET!!!

Rob: Alright alright, why does everyone keep saying that to me?

Hardwicke: Everyone, who's everyone?

Rob: You, that Oregano kid, Kristen's dad!!!!

 ~ x ~

I know, I'm just killing you with the laughs today aren't I, Rob?

Here's a musical "Hand In My Pocket" video montage of Rob in WFE with some pictures I had not seen up until today. I'm going to have to have a talk with "my people."

Uhhhh...do I even have "people?"
Wait! I do have people! People who make me videos, signatures, freak flags, happy place posters, banners, tote bags, buttons, notes to let me know my mom called, notes of encouragement, technical advice, and just make me laugh.
You guys!

Well I have nothing to give any of you in return, so I'm hoping you'll just tell me I give you everything you need just by breathing and we'll call it a birthday!!!

Now...You. Must. Watch. This!

{Made by Diane771}

But I wanted to dedicate this video to Robmusement and say thank you for the signature. Check it out below! Awesome, right? I think it is safe to say we can never have too much of Rob's tongue here at TongueTwied, whether he's sticking it out, sticking it in, rolling it around the inside of his cheek, licking his lips, or making fun of himself for not getting his words out correctly, those little moments are beautiful and always have a special place here!

By the way Robmusement, when Alanis sings, "I'm brave but I'm chickenshit" that's me, isn't it? Like that's my line!  

And don't you chickadees DARE leave my blog today without watching this video. It is brand spanking new, and I watched it and got all types of ideas of having Rob tapping his fingers over my heart and saying, "ga-gund, ga-gund" and did some dirty dancing together!

{Made by Diane771}

Thank you Diane771!!!

This video is kind of perfect for me, actually. Because I feel like I play a game with Rob called,
"What Color Are My Eyes Today, Baby?"
He asks the question and I have to seek out the answer.
So this whole video is like a round of Rob Scene-It to me.
And guess what?
I win every single time!

Am I done yet? I don't know. I've really got to focus some of my attention on some other things so if I'm not flitting around commenting like my normal Twilight-Rob-indulging self then you know why. So I thought I'd wave a little bye-byes for now if I don't see ya for a while!!

What it all comes down to my friends
is that everything is just fine, fine, fine.


I've got one hand in my pocket,
and the other one is hailing a
taxi cab!

*waves*

Fun fact: This was one of my original post ideas from when I started my blog way back in March.  

When did you notice the whole hand in his pockets thing?
tell me in the comments!

Famous Mugs Out of Illinois

                                                       * Music to Keep Score By *

Let's talk about some of my favorite mugs out of Illinois!

America's Skating Sweetheart

{Picture Source}

America's Favorite Professor with a whip (before Profward)

America's Tragic Writer

America's Inspirational Actress

America's Favorite Children's Literary Poet

Don't tell me you don't know who this is!

He wrote this awesome piece of literature!

Among others!!!

America's First Social Worker and Founder of the Hull House

If you don't know who Jane Addams is, then you need to look her up. When we talk great women in our nation's history, this is surely one of them!!!

Others would include:

Walt Disney

Robin Williams

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Burl Ives

Betty Friedan

Raymond Chandler

and even Hockeyward

or just Edward

{Picture source: Twilight Poison}

Through some incredible luck--two of my favorite mugs have made their way from Illinois to my home. The first was something my hubby picked up for me on a business trip long before Twilight entered my life that is my absolute favorite mug for my coffee. And well the other mug...again one of my favorites so I've dedicated this song to it to give a little extra 'creedence' to it.

"Just Got Home from Illinois. Lock the front door so no one steals my G..g...g...GQ ROB!!!" 

Thank you 17ForeverLisa!

{you can read between the lines because I don't do lovey-dovery}

Lisa, thanks for putting me in coach!. I'm ready to play with GQ Rob!

You know, I may be going to Hell in a handbasket someday, but at least my basket will be lined with pages from GQ Rob!!!!

One quick looksie before this all goes under lock and key!!! That ain't even the half of it!

Oh God, that's beautiful.

~kiTT~

Let's Guess At Deleted Scenes! I've Got FOUR so far...

ECLIPSE DELETED SCENES!

let's take a guess about what they will be!

I have some theories--but my biggest theory is that the editing done in these movies sometimes makes no sense! They cut out a scene and leave a remaining line that seems out of place.

Remember in New Moon when Bella was in the car and said 'goodbye Jacob' then Alice said, "Okay."

We later find out she was responding to Bella in a convo that was cut out. So why did they bother leaving "Okay" in?

Theory #1

Remember in the book when Bella went over to Angela's house to help her address invitations to the graduation and they had that discussion about how Edward is jealous of Jacob as any teen boy would be?

Well in the movie at the lunch table Bella askes Angela if she needs help to distract everyone from Alice's visionface but obviously there is a deleted scene of Angela and Bella still having the convo about Jealousward in Bella's bedroom based on this snippet that doesn't make it into the movie.

@13 seconds in we see Angela hanging out on Bella's bed.

Then the followup to that conversation is a little exchange between Bella and Edward that is cut.

@:15 seconds in.

Bella: "Angela's a wise woman."

Jealousward: "What's Angela got to do with anything?"

Theory #2

I was completely lost when Jacob asked Sam, "Are we good here?" at the end of this clip.

Something happened that we missed out on, I'm sure of it!

Theory #3

When Edward answers the door to let Bella in he says to her

"What are you doing out there?"

Bella was standing outside the Cullen house giving herself a pep talk about how she had it in her to seduce Edward. 

OH YES! HE WILL BE MINE!!!

(I say that about Rob everyday! It's called positive self talk--I learned it over on DangrDafne's site!)

Here's the problem with this though--Edward would have heard her if she was talking aloud and then he would have known exactly what she was thinking when they were up in the bedroom. Still they could have done like a thoughts voiceover, so I suspect there is still a deleted scene of her thinking to herself, "Oh yes, I will deflower my vamp!"

Theory #4

Well we all loved the special conversation Charlie and Bella had in the kitchen.

So I can only assume our virginal Edward was being subjected to one here as well.

When you read Breaking Dawn were you.... ummm amused, if not disturbed, by Edward telling Bella how he had spoken with Carlisle about sex and then his brothers who told him "it was a great pleasure." 

It took Edward 100 and some years to get around to asking about SEX? LMAO!!! I mean I know he thought he was complete in himself up until finding Bella in Twilight but he also admitted to 'hearing' the other in-love couples in the house. I think with his abilities he had a fairly general idea. And I'm pretty sure at least ONCE in his lifetime he came home with a p0rn video by mistake and watched it.

By the way...did we EVER figure out what deleted scene this was from in New Moon? Sorry Scum-money-suckking-ummit I only bought 2 of the various New Moon videos that were released so it is possible I missed out on seeing this.

Alice: "Edward you just cannot wear brown shoes with dark blue, gray, and black hues! Next time wear the black shoes.

Edward: "But the black shoes make my feet look smaller."

So can somebody fill a girl in on where I can see what scene this was a part of, please???

What else have we got today?

Oh yeah!

Send flowers.

Call my mother and offer her your condoloences.

Done & Died....twice over!

Here is some hot
Jackson Rathbone

behind the scenes of Eclipse.

I think the rest of the actors and actresses are in this too, but OH MY SYMPTOMS OF JACKSONITIS HAVE FLARED because I can't see past Jackson in this! Even with his blonde hair--he's like a living, breathing version of my very own Ken doll!!

(thanks to Thinking of Rob for bringing this to my attention!)

So any deleted scene theories you have come up with based on something you saw in the movie or something you would like to see out of the book?

"Tell me all about it."

~Renee~

27th Letter of the Alphabet To Be Added!

The letter:  ^
                                

As seen here...                                         

Also demonstrated here...

 

Described as an "inverted V," teams of experts have been trying to identify this new letter and its correlating sound. With little success, they have now turned to you for help.

Suggestions?

~kiTT~

Tagged...And again.

First Robmusement tagged me and before I could get my answers going Confessions of a Twiholic snagged me into the game not to mention one of my BFFs is going to be answering your questions about me. (If you want to submit a question to that click here and leave it in the comments.)

I'm worried I'm heading into a very dangerous T.M.I. zone.

First my questions from Robmusement are:

1. Name a song that feels like it was written for/about you.

I'm pretty certain Rob wrote "Never Think" for me.  

                                                       

  

                                                                   

I bet you are you wondering how I can be so sure? 

Oh I've been through this before. The first time it happened I was still in elementary school so it wasn't spoken about openly because he didn't quite know who I was, which is what his song is all about, but the important thing was that I knew that I was the Lady of Jack Wagner's heart. Hear that Ms. Locklear?



And just for fun, I thought I'd throw this one in because it makes me sing along to it really, really loudly! You probably don't know the band 'that dog' which is okay. They have some fun songs though! (chill Corbin!)

2. Dog or Cat Person?

 

3. A book you read over and over (besides Twilight)

This was one of my favorites growing up and I've already bought my daugher her copy and she loves the story too!

4. Favorite holiday and how you celebrate

I really like Thanksgiving and a good ole Thanksgiving dinner.

There's no pressure with gifts.

People go to church that day because they want to not because they think they have to. 

'Alice' always calls me and says, "gobble, gobble."

The best gift to give that day is to express gratitude and appreciation toward others and to God for what you have in your life.

Maybe I'll lead grace this year

"Dear Lord, on today of all days, we thank you immensely for gracing our lives with mini-TT and Our Pattz."

5. What would your pirate name be

Argghhhh! I just don't know. Pirates aren't my thing but

I'd gladly dress up in a gold dress to be the 'tesoro' (treasure chest)

for Mafiaward dressed up like a pirate at the Halloween party.

6. What is the nicest thing a stranger has ever done for you?

Roadside assistance comes to mind first and foremost but I'm thinking I'm overlooking something else.

Years ago, I was driving in early morning traffic when my car completely shut down in the middle of an intersection as I was making a left. I think I panicked. A couple of guys showed up and pushed my car through the intersection and into a gas station for me.

**You guys were all pretty nice to me in getting my blog going without really knowing me!**

7. Heels or Flats?

Flats in the summer.

1-inch heeled shoes in the fall/winter months.

8. The best Halloween costume you ever wore

Kind of a sexy Cat

Next up Jelena's questions...

1. What is the favorite spot (aside from Forks) that you've ever visited?

Disney World.
C'mon, it was the most magical place on Earth, ya know, back when we didn't know about the legends of Jacob's people and the Cullen coven living in Forks.

2. Would you rather live by the sea or in the mountains?

Water. Sand. Bare feet. Ocean air.

3. What was your worst ever nightmare?

I have a recurring dream of me falling down a well, another reason that movie "The Ring" scares the ever-living shirTTz ouTTa me!!! That movie in itself is a reason to upgrade everything to BlueRay!

4. What did you dream of becoming when you were growing up?

An archaeologist.

5. What's your favourite fruit?

Peaches.
In fact, I think I'll make some peach cobbler this weekend!

6. Do you prefer tea or coffee?

Coffee daily--hot or iced.

Tea when I'm sick and in the afternoon on weekends for tea time.

7. Which booze do you always have at your house?

Vanilla Extract. 

(We hide it when Uncle Ned comes for a visit though! Tom Hanks on "Family Ties" anyone?)

 8. Did you ever ride on a horse?

Yes.

Thank you Robmusement and Jelena--that was fun!

I'm not going to tag anyone because I know this has been making it's way around like an STD in Studio 54 so I'll just make up some questions and you can feel
free to answer them in the comments if you would like.

1.  What's your favorite reality tv show? The show in general or just a particular season?
2.  Pizza--Are you good with plain or must have a topping? If so, which.
3.  Roller coasters--with upside down loops or without?
4.  What was your first car?
5.  What song do you hope is playing when Bella walks down the stairs/aisle in Breaking Dawn?
6.  Who would you bet money on would be the first Twilight star to win an Oscar?

Blogger was freaking out on me so I ceased with the fun pictures!
Look forward to any answers you leave in the comments!
Especially want to hear your thoughts about #5!!
Happy Weekend!
~kiTT~

Gonna Try Something Different...

Well chickadees is it a freakin' epidemic or is it just the change in the seasons? Why are all my girls all moping around, down, lost their mojo, in a funk and what not?

One of my RL best friends is a bit down. Her significant other's job has his ass flying away on business so I know that is part of it so 'Alice' was spilling some blues to me about things. Back in the day 'Alice' and I spoke daily, hung out daily, and partied together weekly but as life goes on and things change that routine was affected. We don't live as close to each other as I like. Yeah I would like her right next door to me if I could.

I first talked about her here during crush week and how we had a crash course down memory lane after I thought I ran into my forever crush. But you see, Alice isn't all into Twilight. G-gasp!! I know!!! Now I'm not gonna drop her ass out of my life just because of it. She's not completely over the moon over Rob, even. GASP!!! Though, she's admitted that in certain pictures Rob looks hotter than others. I'll take that. It doesn't make sense for her to not love Rob, especially when she used to call me up and instead of saying hello she would just open with, "I want Brad Pitt's body" of course this was back in oh ummmm the 90s. But she's on of my BFFs and I love her to death. She knows WAY too much about me. She knows things my husband doesn't know. She keeps pictures at her house from a party I had once that should be burned should something ever happen to me so that no one should ever see them.

So I thought it would be fun to get her involved in a blog post. You guys can ask a question in the comment about me or me and her and I'll have her answer them. I'll assume all veto power, of course, because I'm not answering about names or locations or high schools but if you guys are creative enough, I bet you could get some fun stories out of her. I'll warn you though, she's f*ckin' chatty.

Being in our thirties has been a little bit of a strange time for both us among different friends. Weird shit comes up. She was having a hard time understanding the reason one of her friends was acting a certain way and that things had been a little strained between them and had now kind of gotten too weird for her to keep up with. Then she made this comment to me without even skipping a beat:

"You've always been my most normal friend and still are, well except for the RPattz thing." 

Huh?? Yeah I think I'm the Rachel, in this friendship.

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Alice is a huge BH, 90210 fan--the kind of friend that will call you to remind you to watch the show, maybe call to ask if you will record the show for her, call you to find out if you watched the show, and if you missed it, first she will YELL at you and ask why did she bother to call and remind you and then she'll tell you every detail of what happened on the show.  With that kind of dedication can you imagine what a great addition she would be to this bloggy world if she liked Twilight? I mean were talking Aro thinking about the possibilities of Bella as a vamp here, like if somehow you could just help me figure out what or who to use to "turn her" on to Twilight. If I could just find the right angle. I'm thinking Kellan might be the way to go.  But then again, I think she would be into Jackson. Of the Twilight guys, Jackson looks most like her S/O.

So anyways think of something good to ask Alice. 

I'm going to getting together with her soon for some coffee talk

then I'll post back the answers.

I guess I should ask her if she would even go for this idea? Nahhh!!! Just trying to include her into this newer aspect of my world.

Is there one word that your BFF could say out loud in front of people that could absolutely bring you to your knees even if it is an inside joke? What is it? Wanna share the story behind it?

~kiTT~



6 Degrees of Friends

Let's play a game! It might require a little bit of thought. So I'll leave this post up for a day, but come on you can do it!!!

Based on the sheer number of actors and actresses that came through FRIENDS as guest appearances,
let's play Six Degrees of Twilight through Friends. Just get from one of your favorite Twilight actors to someone who was either a regular on Friends or a guest star in 6 movies/shows or less.

Bonus for Six Degrees of Rob through Friends.

I'll start.

Reese Witherspoon to Rob.
Reese played Rachel's younger sister and twice now (lucky gal!) she has starred in a movie with Rob--Vanity Fair and Water for Elephants.

Your turn in the comments!
~kiTT~

And yes I'm heartbroken over the announced trial split of Courtney and David. I'm going to pray they work things out.

Thanks for Listening, Mr. Slade!

Some of you might remember this post I did a few months back where I ripped on the Set Designers of New Moon for doing something I thought was hideous!

Putting this red blanket on top of purple bedding in New Moon. (I also compared Edward's caked on makeup and outfit to looking like Jack Nicholson's portrayal of The Joker. You can go back and read it here.

It was supposed to be part of the foreshadowing

of Bella in Italy (per TwiredJen )

I guess because the dream sequence in the beginning

wasn't foreshadowing enough.

Foreshadowing is one thing. Clashing is another.

Well chickadees thank goodness someone finally listened to me, and let's just pretend that someone was actually Mr. Slade because from the looks of things we just narrowly escaped having this atrocity show up in Eclipse! Check it out!

See it? Yeppers! There it is! But guess what IT IS NOT IN THE MOVIE!!! Because true to form, I looked for that sh*t the first 3 times I saw Eclipse and there was no sign of it.

So thank you again Mr. Slade, for taking the time to read what the people were saying and to get a few things right for us!!! The blanket Bella's mom made for her was a very sweet idea!

Here is where red DOES look good!

And here...

I've been trying to console myself through this stupid flu I'm trying to get over so I decided the best way to do this was to imagine Rob and Cam both wanting me. So here's what I came up with!

Don't be jealous!

It's a fabrication!

I'm not stuck up.

~kiTT~