Senin, 28 Februari 2011

Slumber Party Starts Tonight!


Well I don't know what 17ForeverLisa has in store
for all of us tonight but if we're drinking and singing together...


then I'm hopping on that bus! 

**snickers at Robmusement **
Take the #17 bus to the Robmusement park by clicking here!
I'm really hoping to see you there!
~kiTT

Sabtu, 26 Februari 2011

Upcoming Events!!! You're Invited!

Need a girl's night?
How about a slumber party?

No shopping. No zombie movies. No dangerous motorcycle rides without a helmet.
Just tons of seeing Edward!!!

The Robmusement Park is set to host a  7-day.night-long slumber party in an effort to get to know more of our followers. So a few blogs will host different nights of fun there. You don't have to stay up that many days in a row, just be sure to stop in each night and have some fun!!!

We are encouraging all of our followers to come out to hang with some old friends and meet up with some new ones!

Click here to get to the Robmusement Park!

Festivities will run from February 28th to March 8th with
different activities each day. I'll be hosting some fun games and interactive FF questions on March 7th!

It's BYOB
 but it's never BYOR (Bring your own Rob) at the park.
 There's always plenty of Rob at the park--one for each and everyone of you!

And if that isn't exciting enough,

look what else there is to participate in starting next week!!!


Click here to get onboard!

I'm very excited about this. When I read Emancipation Proclamation for the first time I marveled in the awedomeness of it all by myself. Okay well my husband shared in my enthusiasm over it in different ways but he didn't read any of it. There is so much that happens in this story and the reactions really run the gammet so I can't wait to share my reactions with others and get their perspective on things that I had missed. Please consider joining in with UtterlyAbsurdBella, the one and only Mrs. Kassie Cullen, and on-call EP consultant BellaDuluk who will do a great job leading us through the story.

It's definitely time to get involved and have fun!
Have a great weekend!
~kiTT

Kamis, 24 Februari 2011

Team Thursdays Week 3, Saved by the Bellward

I'm so proud of the TwiPeople cover that I just wanted to leave it up and never post anything else again...but then I remembered I have a couple of great posts coming up....like Rob in handcuffs....hmmmm, and yeah and my new obsession appreciation for one of Rob's friends, hell possibly ALL of his friends....yeah so gotta just keep moving forward.

You guys know it's been a long week and I was hoping to do a few different teams today but I'm going easy cheesy...so bring your nachos and dive in to this one!



Team Preppie or Team AC Slater

Zack Morris and his zaney ideas! What a brat he was! But what brillance of him stopping to look into the camera and talk to you every Saturday morning about his plans to get what he wanted.

Then there was Slater, the jock with a big heart and a friends-stick-together (when I'm not trying to steal your girlfriend on senior cut day Preppie) attitude.


Someone is going to say Team SCREECH aren't they?



Team Zack,
~kiTT

Senin, 21 Februari 2011

TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive, Valentine's Issue

All of the Wards were vying to be named the February cover Ward. With Valentine's Day occuring in February, this is a coveted month. So many of the Wards wanted the chance to say that they should be the one associated with hearts, flowers, romance, sex, and love.

But when it came down to it, there was one Ward in this fandom who owns Valentine's Day, because it was finally on Valentine's Day,  a mere -- count'em -- 47 chapters into his story, that he dons a white button-down shirt and black blazer and heads out to the George Washington Inn in Port Angeles to set up the perfect Valentine's Day for his Bella and sets the stage for their perfect first time together.


I had asked our resident "Emancipation Proclamation" enthusiast, Fran, to give us a little write-up on her thoughts of Mafiaward as he proceeds in Chapter 47, and she graciously accepted my request. Here's what she has to say:

If there was an award given out for Best Valentine Day Edward, then 'Emancipation Proclamation' and MafiaPrinceward would surely win. One of the many reasons I love EP is because this Edward is not JUST about being a “HOT” Edward, rather itʼs a story about an Edward with a pure HEART. “A Thousand Words and One Deed” which is the name of the V-Day chapter, finds our finnicky, naughty-mouthed, and adorable Edward practically having an anxiety attack as he tries to plan a once-in-a-lifetime Valentineʼs Day. Edward claims not to be romantic and thinks V-Day is stupid, yet on this day all that bravado changes as he sets out to worship, and honor his “Bella Ragazza.”

Bella, a slave, has no expectations about V-Day. She knows nothing of being free, or cared for or cared about. Edward wants to open up the world for Bella, help heal her mangled past, and so he sets out to treat her like the treasure that she is, referring to her as his tesoro.

With the help of his brother's girlfriend, Alice, Edward anxiously prepares a full experience for her. He rents out a Bed and Breakfast, the ENTIRE house. First, he takes Bella to an art gallery simply because sheʼs never been to one and he knows she herself has artistic talent. This is followed by a picnic in the meadow outside the B&B. Thereʼs some talking, butterfly kisses, and tender moments. Bella is able to ease Edwardʼs nerves by accepting his attempts at being romantic. She tells him she doesnʼt want romance, she just wants HIM. They continue the day in a playful manner. Edward gives her Toblerone candy because, “Alice said youʼre supposed to give chocolates,” and Edward has a thing for Toblerone, as they are the best!

Next, Edward plays the piano for Bella, a song that reminds him of THEM; “18th Floor Balcony” by Blue October...so beautiful and perfect! If youʼve never heard it, you really should. Itʼs on this fan made Twilight video by diandravideos and itʼs sweet and so Valentine perfect.

Edwardʼs not done yet! Bella wants to go to their room and she finds that Edward has filled it with roses everywhere. Edward freezes here as Bella longingly turns to him and asks him to make love to her. She knew that in this moment she wanted Edward. He so wants “to do right by her” and make her FIRST time everything that it should be! He got down on his knees and started cherishing every inch of her body...melted the panties right off of me!

Girls, let me tell you, we should all have had a FIRST TIME like this one. Edward was sweet, gentle, and it was ALL about Bella. At the moment of consummation and as “he was hers for the taking....” in Italian, he quotes a poem from Danteʼs La Vita Nuova. He made sweet, warm, gentle love to Bella. Their emotions spiraled and overwhelmed them, Edward and Bellaʼs eyes misted over, they agreed it was “perfect,” something they both deserved after all the hurt theyʼve lived through.

Finally, because Edward is naughty and ridiculously funny, he says to his shy Bella, “...look at you now, with your cherry popped...” Youʼve got to love EP Edward, heʼs shameless, adorable, and as broken as they come. But dam, with his big heart and (other big body parts...) he could have had ME for Valentineʼs Day after giving me a piece of his Toblerone!
Sempre, Fran

And I'll just add that while so much went on in this chapter, one of the most endearing parts is Edward's reaction to seeing Bella for the first time that day. Leading up to seeing her, he's so worried that anything could go wrong that he imagines ants taking off with their picnic food like in a cartoon. Then he counts 11 different scenarios that could occur from a car accident to all types of natural disasters that could ruin all of his plans. Finally, all of his worries dissipate when he sees Bella all dressed up and ready for their date.

"It was her.
She was the missing piece to the puzzle,
and now that she was standing here
 in front of me it all seemed to fit together so seemlessly."
Chapter 47, Page 19 

Bookmark the EP Blog and get reading if you haven't already!

As always 17ForeverLisa did a great job with this month's cover. There are a lot of Mafiaward manips and banners out there, as the story has inspired so much, but we wanted to create our own version and have something different to present to the readers of TwiPeople!

Keep your subscription current, you never know who will be on next month's cover!!!
~Sempre, kiTT~

***Thank you Fran for being a contributing editor to this month's edition of TwiPeople!

****Yeah I know this may have coincided better with V-Day last week but you all should know that I don't hold myself to deadlines in my make-believe life as I have too many to adhere to in my RL and several things came up last week for both TongueTwied and her graphics dept that prevented a crossover of this cover with the actual holiday. But as far as I'm concerned, any day is a good day to celebrate Mafiaward. =)

Kamis, 17 Februari 2011

Team Thursdays: Week 2, Team Kelly or Team Brenda? (You had to know this was coming!)

It was every coming-of-age brunette girl's worst nightmare come true...



 
her boyfriend falls in love with her rich, pretty blonde sluttyexperienced best friend who drives a red convertible BMW ...


This would be like if Edward
 dumped Bella
 to go out with Rosalie
 wouldn't it?


There had to be a small part of Bella that feared this might happen...

It all led up to this...

Has Shania Twain written a song about this kind of heartache yet?

I had a brief conversation with my friend Alice regarding this recently and we managed to remember that summer. We were working at our fantastic summer job [insert forever crush reference here] and her boyfriend at the time was 27....uhmm yeah we still within the 'ends-with-teen years' and her boyfriend was even like, "What day is it? Oh I have to be home to watch 90210." Seriously, he was one of her best boyfriends, and I'm probably just saying that because he loved all the same music I did.

So here's a little trivia...Season 3 started in July with the gang on their summer vacation, but Fox still promo'd the September episode like it was the start of a new season announcing how everything was going to change during their senior year. While usually Beverly Hills, 90210 was learning the value of incorporating current music hits into their show [Remember the 'Color Me Bad' episode?], they went with a popular 1987 song to set the mood for the love triangle we all knew was going to hit the fan upcoming. 

Trivia Question: What was that famous 80s song? 

I expect no one to remember it.
Don't ask me why Alice and I remember it.

BUT...
Speaking of 80s music, 
here's another fun love triangle for you. 


So were you

TEAM RICK

or

TEAM JESSIE?

Never thought of it that way, did ya?

Answer: Don't Dream it's Over

  I don't care if Kelly had Dylan's baby...I still ain't dreaming it's over between Brenda and Dylan.

Team Brenda, Team Rick
~kiTT

Rabu, 09 Februari 2011

Introducing Team Thursdays: Week 1 Dawson's Creek

Edward, we've discussed this before. I have a history -- everybody does -- guys I loved long before you. Now you know when it comes to Twilight I don't buy into this Team Edward vs. Team Jacob thing because Jacob never had a chance, smug little yelpy dog, there was no love triangleI watched Eclipse just yesterday and was horrified at how SMUG Jacob was at the graduation party in front of the Cullens telling Bella how happy she should be because they were working together and getting along. I believe that kind of open sarcasm and mocking is what the Brits call taking a piss. Ewwwww, wolf urine!!!

Really so what if Bella had lost a few toes to hypothermia that night in the tent??? All the more reason for Edward to feel guilty enough to change her and make those gangrene toes a completely moot point!!!

You wanna talk about a love triangle then let's talk ones that actually did exist. I'm talking long term love affairs -- Out of sight, out of mind -- Absence makes the heart grow fonder -- On again, off again -- You belong with me. -- We were meant for each other. -- Soulmates -- I love you. I hate you. I hate you for making me love you so much relationships. Yeah those!

I was planning on doing a whole post filled with famous triangles but that became too much work so welcome to Team Thursdays where I'll throw out one or two famous love triangles from the past at you guys in hopes that you will play along and tell me the who and why of your team preference!!!

Okay I don't want to wait for my life to be over so let's begin with

Joey's Dawson's Creek

[Ha ha]

                                                           
OR...


Dawson...Literally, the boy next door.
                                                                     {Picture Source}



Doesn't the poster at the end look similar to the New Moon one?

That damn WB promo VOICE gets me every single time! Just when I think I'm out of the WB teen romance, that VOICE and his promos can suck me back in. Between the music and the clips the promos for this show made it seem life or death to watch, didn't it?

Joey:  "Do you think there's a Dawson for every Joey and a Joey for every Dawson?"
Dawson:  "I hope so."

For me, Dawson was the one.
Though I just looked through like 6 seasons of promos for this show and I think I'm glad it only took Bella a graduation, a cold night in the tent, and watching Edward kill Victoria to make her decision that she wanted her forever with Edward.

UGH!! Could you imagine if the Twilight Saga included 3 more books that chronicled Bella in breaking up with Edward and dating the new kid Jack in town until he realized he was gay and then she started dating Jacob but then went off to college broke things off with Jacob and one day Edward shows up at her dorm room and they sleep together but then she writes him an email that gets published to the whole school and she's embarassed and in the meantime Jacob is dating her college roommate so he's kinda always around meanwhile Edward he has to leave anyway and on and on and on....gesh, Bella Swan makes the whole Jacob thing look like a Dawson's Creek Season 2 misunderstanding compared to the back and forth of Joey Potter.

Now I liked Pacey, but he was a slacker-who-stepped-in-shit-all-the-time-when-he-wasn't-screwing-up-type. He just screwed up too much and still got the girl in the end. In the meantime, you just knew that Dawson was always hurt because he loved Joey forever.

***Team Dawson***

But tell me who you liked and why!
~kiTT

Senin, 07 Februari 2011

A Twi-Valentine's Day Wish List

I just called my husband and left him a message at work saying not to buy me flowers or candy or champagne for Valentine's Day.

Over it...

I think when it comes to hubby and I we are at the been there, done that stage in our relationship and, if you ask me, him calling ProFlowers is a sucky, easy way out for a guy that used to specifically pick out flowers for me at a florist that he knew I liked. And...well, basically I let him know that. Yeah I did! It's not that I don't like flowers because I do, but I'd rather him reserve those for picking up and surprising me on any old ordinary day. And as stated in our marriage vows, our long-lasting and enduring marriage has rules that are subject to change based on my current obsession and I'm upholding those vows!
So I started to wonder about what us girls would want out of our special fellow for Valentine's Day and it all came back to Rob...Twilight...Edward.

Who would have thought, right?

"Me? Really? I think I can keep it up..."
                                                             
First let's get Rob off...the list. For as much as any of us can actually have Rob--pictures, video, movies, autographs, listening to his music, a memory of meeting him *I can hear Kelly sigh*--we might as well tell the world we always have a seat reserved just for him in our lives, make ourselves a card with a heart on it, and call every day Valentine's Day.


And I'm not just talking about guys picking us up a box of Twilight Sweethearts and one of those musical Twilight cards because let's face it...most of us have already bought those for ourselves or our Twifriends. Am I right?

But in the spirit of late night talk shows, I've come up with a top ten list of things we'd like to have that someone special in our life do that are Twilight inspired. [Feel free to print this out and hang it up somewhere if you need to in order to get your message across. Use a highlighter on your favorites. And burn a cinnamon roll candle next to it--the smell apparently arouses guys.]

Top Ten Twilight Valentine's Tips for Guys

10.  Watch over us while we sleep and in the morning tell us our hair looks like a haystack but you still like it. {submitted by Robmusement}

9.  Be willing to throw a guy across the room, crashing into a piano if necessary, for causing even a speck of blood to fall from our fingertips. {submitted by Robmusement}

8.  Surprise us by showing up while we are out shopping and tell us you want to take us out to dinner, that calories be damned, you think we should eat.

7.  Realize that the only thing you should ever concentrate on more than us are the notes to a lullaby you have written and will perform on the piano.


6.  Be willing to take the mental abuse of any woman in our lives who tries to inflict pain on us with her mind tricks. (While you guys might be thinking someone short and blonde, let's not rule out your own mother!)



5. Use a picture of yourself to make a poster that says 'Team Hubby' or 'Team Boyfriend' or 'Team ___(Insert Name Here)____ and hang it on the back of the bedroom door.

4.  Buy and wear Twilight Woods cologne and tell us that is what Edward smells like.


                                         http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/

3.  Leave us a card on the nightstand the morning after a night of amazing sex that says, "Your fictional Edward couldn't have done that to you."

2. Build a gazebo in our backyard, string up lots of lights, and surprise us by taking us out there to dance.



and one last thing...

1.  Climb a tree in the park and profess that they love us and are NOT bothered by anything Edward, Twilight, or Rob!


I can't think of a better way to say Be My Valentine to a TwiObsessed Gal!

If you have already been the recipient of any of the above gestures or something similar and want to share your story in the comments feel free because you know I'd love to read it!

Also if you have other suggestions let's hear them!  I'm sure you guys could come up with more that are WAY better than mine!! No need to keep it clean either!

***Thanks to Robmusement for help on this one!***

~kiTT

So how will my Valentine's Day end up? My husband will probably still get me flowers even though I told him I would rather us spend a little extra money going out. Maybe even finding a babysitter to pay. I hear they exist but there is a shortage of that around here. And then I will end up writing out the credit card bill next month groaning at the obscene amount of money hubby spent when he ordered flowers because he never looks at price. You know how guys are--when you are ordering for the sake of ordering you can't be bothered with details like "how much is this going to cut into the kid's preschool budget?" But I won't complain. :-)