Senin, 27 Desember 2010

TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive, December Issue

This month's issue of TwiPeople Magazine features the Edwardian choice of hisbella, the winner of the Cover Your Ward contest.



Introducing....
RyeWard

"If you're not familiar with it [the story and Edward's boaby], Edward and Bella work together.  He's here on a work visa.  He gets fired and then immigration wants to deport him.  So, he and Bella get married to keep him in the country.  Bella has been in love with him forever and has conversations with Madge, her cranky inner voice, about how hot he is.  Edward has a thick scottish accent in this story.  Ryeward is a traditional Scotsman and goes completely commando under his kilt.  He's sweet and has a little bit of an ego but is just like any other man." -Summary as provided by hisbella, future blogger


If you don't know what the word 'boaby' means, then you'll just have to read the story!

Thanks to the author, mac217, who shared her banners and .gifs with me as well as this tidbit about the title of the story saying, "I took my title from a Robert Burns poem by the same name. It seemed appropriate at the time, both in content and the fact that Burns is Scotland's national poet." 

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Be sure to come back for January's Issue of TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive because you never know who it's going to be, but I can guarantee you it will be more f*cktastic work done by the TwiPeople's Design Department, aka 17ForeverLisa!

This might be it for me until January, so wishing everyone a Happy New Year! Be sure to check Robmusement out all this week for her "Best of Year" posts. You'll recognize A LOT of good stuff there from this year!

<<New Year's Midnight kiss from me to Rob>>
-kiTT


**Manip made by Lollypop82

Rabu, 22 Desember 2010

Santa Tried to Pick me Up Once...

When I was of a legal drinking age (or not)  it was typical for me and "Alice" and friends and boyfriends or FwithBs to go to a liquor store on Saturday nights to get some stuff for predrinking before going out to clubs or bars.

One such Saturday night while in the liquor store, a seemingly sweet little old man probably in his 70s with a white beard, glasses, and a cane asked me to reach up to get him a bottle of something off a shelf that was higher than him, which was probably the shelf most of us would be eyelevel with. He had that real twinkly eyes Santa thing going on so out of the goodness of my heart I helped him.

Then he asked if I wanted to go home with him and share the bottle with him.

OH. MY. GOD.

I don't know how I kept from laughing, but I politely declined his offer and he replied,

"That's a shame. You and I could have had a REAL GOOD time tonight."

From there on out he was referred to as Santa and we used to see him around town here and there, even in the bars. Sometimes we used to look for him. Sometimes it was a way to entice some of our friends out to the bar. "Come have a few drinks with us. Santa's here!"

Poor shriveled up Santa. He was just a lonely little perv.

But I tell ya, I've got a soft spot for our favorite guy in a red suit with twinkling eyes...


NO, NOT HIM....

I'm talking about a guy in a red suit who likes to eat, drink, and be merry...

His eyes twinkle no matter what color they look
blue
green
gray
amber...


And he's got rosey cheeks...

Get it? Rosey cheeks? LMAO!!
Hey! My blog, my rosey-corny-ass jokes!!!!

~O~

Thank you to everyone who participated in the #TakeitoffKellan campaign. I know I've thanked some of these chickadees before but I figured if Kellan comes looking he should know too!

Thank you Kelly @mydiscomROBulation for venturing outside her RobRealm to make those awesome pictures we all used! 
Thank you to Jen @Twired for inspiring the slogan "Take It off Kellan"
Thank you to TigerLilyRose for suggesting we have the hashtag #takeitoffkellan
Thanks to Marie @TwiJunkies who informed me that if you google" Take it off kellan Twitter plea" you will see just how many times this was reported on and where.
speaking of which....
Thank you to Rachel Reiss @ AccessHollywood for not only responding to me via email but also writing this article on it to cover 'the news' / noise we made! She didn't confirm it, but I suspect she would be as excited to see Kellan's shirtless arm wrestle as that Shaun Robinson is to put her fingers through Rob's hair every time she sees him.

So @KellanLutz what will it be...Shirt on?


Or shirt off...
in Breaking Dawn II?

Well for now I'll just say super ripped abs of a THANK YOU to you for acknowledging our tweets with this:
"Haha wow... What can I say to this. You all are so sweet. Thanks for the love. RT @analu_morais: @kellanlutz #takeitoffkellan ! We fans want you to take off your shirt when you make a wrestling match with Bella in Breaking Dawn, Part 1."

You can see the original here! I didn't make it up I swear!!

~~~Kellan tweeted he smiles at the unknown. I'm guessing that's all of us. Right?~~~

~O~
On a personal note, I wanted to tell you all that my braTTy self was nothing more than drippy sap as I cried into Mr. ATP's shoulder while mini sat on Santa Claus' lap and he chatted with her about what a good girl she has been this year. He was the best Santa Claus I've ever seen. He told her thank you for the treats she left out for him last year and asked if she would leave him more this year. It sounds like mini has made it on Santa's Nice List, which is more than I can say for the likes of most of you.

Yep, I'm probably talking about YOU!!!

In fact, I have an advanced copy of just who made it on that other list and decided to publish it here.

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Oh Santa Rob, why couldn't it have been YOU in the liquor store that night?

****Thank you to CreationsbyJules for letting me 'borrow' her creation! Though I'm not sure she expected this! You can follow her on tumblr too if you don't already!
But best of all I suggest emailing her because she is sweet and has a lively sense of humor, particularly in relation to all things Rob!!! And she's willing to share him! OMG I could just repost her stuff all the time and call it a day.

TwiPeople Magazine is bringing Sexy and Merry back next week with
our December Issue of TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward Alive!

You will not want to miss it!!!

Happy Holidays to All of You, Peace on Earth, Good will to Twitardia!!!

-kiTT
[I hope I didn't leave anyone off the list!]

Senin, 13 Desember 2010

Future TwiPeople's Sexiest Ward

to be chosen by...

***drumroll please***

HisBellla

Congratulations hisbella!
What a welcome, huh?

Please email me to let me know who will be featured on a future cover of

   TwiPeople's
Sexiest
Ward
Alive

hisbella, I 'm so excited to hear your pick! Then I'll have the design department (aka 17ForeverLisa) get started.

Thanks to everyone who entered! The winner was selected randomly by random.org.

Were you out Christmas shopping this weekend? I was. At the mall.
You know those kiosks they have set up in the middle? There was one that will take a picture and put it on mugs, puzzles, t-shirts, and sweatshirts.
Look what they already had made up:

In case you can't read what it says in my arrow, it says "FAIL!"

Okay so I still wanted one!
Does the collage look familiar to anyone? They said they just pull stuff off the internet. Looks like something one you made, doesn't it...sans the spelling of his name. I know NONE of my bloggy buddies would screw up Rob's name. (Mrs. Meyer's first name, totally and yeah, but not the precious')

~o~
By.
The.
Way...

I'm on twitter now.
@tonguetwied
(I can be f*ckin' chaTTy. You've been warned.)

Why now did I choose to join twiTTer you ask?
Like why now?

It's time for phase two of the
Kellan Shirtless Arm Wrestle Campaign.
I'm recruiting tweeps for
"Take-It Off Thursday"
to help me.

I don't need you to take anything off, just Kellan to take off his shirt for the arm wrestling scene now that we know (1) it is gonna happen and (2) Rob's abs are in beTTer shape than Kellan's.

On Thursday I wanna coordinate a time for us to all tweet Mr. Lutzcious to send him a picture like this one Kelly @mydiscomROBulation made:
(Nice work Kelly!!! Okay Kellan helped too!)

Let me know if you are interested in participating and I will email you pictures and time.
I'll also be alerting the media! They showed up last time when I asked them.
so you gonna help...please?

Kamis, 09 Desember 2010

Found Out About You

I thought with the cougars involved, this would be an easy win. I didn't realize Edward and I would held up in a tent together waiting this whole thing out! Not that I'm complaining. *sigh* Me and Edward in a tent....

So sorry if this whole thing turns out all types of anticlimatic for you (next time get a tent with Edward!) but after 16+ good -- but not good enough  -- guesses made here's the answer as provided by DangrDafne:

Gin Blossoms
According to Wikipedia, the band Gin Blossoms took their name from the caption of a WC Fields photo that read, "WC Fields with gin blossoms" refering to the red blotches on his nose.
{Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gin_Blossoms}

~I wonder if Rob would have known the answer. I feel like I don't know enough about his musical tastes growing up.~

HG was getting pretty close, and after that I knew it was all up to DangrDafne to figure it out because I know she likes music and I guessed that she liked the Gin Blossoms. It's a similar genre to other music I know she likes from the 90s.

So congratulations DD and here you go!!!


       {Picture Source}
  Go read this blogger's retelling of Twilight--funny!! And her Luke AVI kills!!!

So let's all fire up the Delorian and set it for the early 90s! But when you travel to see the Gin Blossoms you don't go down Memory Lane, you hang a left onto Allison Road.


Made by JayJayLeigh

Oooohh Ryan Gosling, give me a second...mmmmm, mmmm...okay let's Twilight up their music a bit...



{Made bythepeachtreexxo}       

Kind of an appropriate song from Bella to Edward.   Or Vicki Vale to Batman.


Edward, good thing you came back in New Moon or else you might be outside Bella's window like 5 years later holding up a boom box playing this song to her. 

Another good song choice by bythepeachtreexxo
The lyrics to this song make it pretty perfect for New Moon, actually.

This song is more of a melancholic end of New Moon song.

 Bella is telling Charlie she's going to be alright and then accepting Edward's apology.
See it?


 @40 seconds in "I can't really help it if my TONGUE's all TWIED in knots..."
Oh the Gin Blossoms, I robably love them for obvious reasons.

Rob, anywhere you go, I'll follow you down but may you always be going up!


And Rob, there's a lot of talk about you cheating on us with your costar even though you have stated time and time again that you in fact are not dating her, to which I have a Gin Blossoms song that should cover how we feel about that:



"I'll just figure everything is cool, until I hear it from you, Rob."
Denial is good song inspiration!!!

Any one of these songs could have a Rob or Twilight video made for them I think.  Which Gin Blossoms song was your favorite?


 



      


Selasa, 07 Desember 2010

Red Noses, Arnold Palmers, and Blue Breeze

First thanks to everyone who entered the TwiPeople contest. I haven't had the drawing yet, so there is still time to get in on it. And I feel like I always say this but if I'm scarce upcoming it is because I've got shiTT to do. And *bonus* as of today, I am having Christmas at my house. wtf? My family knows I don't know how to cook. Whatever, no driving means more eggnog consumption for me!

Now sometimes I pose these fun little questions to our bloggy buddy Lisa because it is like we live on two different planets I find that what little knowledge I have about the stupidest of stuff that amuses me, sometimes tortures her because she has no clue what I'm talking about. So I'll ask you guys what I asked her the other day and see if anyone knows the answer. 


Yes you know what to call this animal with a red nose, but what cute little term is used to refer to a red nose on a person? The first person to get it right is gonna win...

***The Golden Onion!!!***

So last year around this time I wanna say I saw a cartoon of Edward draining Rudolph much to Santa's horror? Does anyone remember that? Did I make this up? If so can someone who can draw better than me make that, because my twisted mind thinks that would be funny!

Anyone like to drink the Blue Breeze?
[I think that Musing Bella is raising her hand somewhere.]

Vodka, Malibu, pineapple juice, Blue Curaco, and lemonade

Sounds delicious, right? It does, especially right now. So why am I bringing this up? Because Rob said it on the Eclipse commentary. Did you hear it? He was talking about being up on the mountain before the tent scene and how many takes it took to get that shot because the bears that lived there were having a party and consuming Blue Breeze.

kiTTing!!!

It's Rob's adorable accenttish way of saying, blueberries!!!

Those aren't bears!!!

But apparently, there were bears! Sure, bears, eat blueberries. And David Slade what were you thinking putting Rob's life in danger in that way? I mean Kellan can handle an irritable grizzly but bears going after sweet, sweet berry juice? I *shiver* to think just how appealing Rob was to those bears. *shiver* I tell ya!

Since I brought up drinking, who thinks Rob was just drinking a virgin Arnold Palmer?

Not me.

btw: I had to Wiki (don't tell Profward) who Arnold Palmer was. A golfer. Perhaps what Rob does not know is that when alcohol is mixed in, like vodka, the drink becomes a John Daly. Wiki doesn't explain who "John Daly" is when you look up the John Daly drink (wtf?) but looks like he was another golfer who did drugs, gambled, and drank. ***I bet he walked around with a ________________[insert term for red nose].

Speaking of virgin...One minute in the commentary Rob is going on and on about how he is uncomfortable with all the kissing and the next minute he's making sexual innuendos to the point that even Kristen is telling him to shut up because she feels uncomfortable. Did you think his statement about how she makes a much sexier sound when she is bitten than Xavier/Riley was referring to her acting in Twilight? I only made that mistake for a second.

You gotta love Rob's take on Jacob, though. He said what I've been saying all along. Rob saw how Jacob acts all smug and looks at Edward to make sure he sees every time he's getting a little bit of attention from Bella or the littlest bit of contact.

A couple of notes about Kristen

1. I liked the wigs more.
The wigs on Bella helped me compartmentalize and separate Bella and Edward from Rob and Kristen. I need to think of them separately. With the wigs, it was like keeping Robsten hidden it was easier for me to see just Bella rather than twitches Kristen. That's important to me.

2. I do hope that Kristen follows in Jodie Foster's footsteps.
I'd like to see her go to college. Then I'd like to hear Kristen's original, intelligent, well-thought out ideas on the books. Get Franco to tutor you. ;) He has some thoughts!

~xXx~
I definitely need to take out a can of Wupp Ass on Eclipse. There are so many things that bothered me.


Like Bella blew off an entire day of school and didn't get home until nighttime when she was with Jacob? Ummm, didn't it seem like she was on the reservation for all of 40 minutes? And Charlie had no clue that Bella wasn't in school all day?
Don't get me started!
I'll save it for another day. PMSing will be optional that day.

~xXx~

Any Memorable Lines from Eclipse?
You know how we had all these fun lines from Twilight and New Moon that we like to say. Have you found yourself using any Eclipse vernacular?

I haven't found a need to say too much from Eclipse.
I like Jessica's line, "Epic? It'll change lives." I think I used that in the comments somewhere once.

Otherwise, I haven't found myself in any situation where I need to look at someone and say, "After all, I am hotter than you."

I haven't looked at my husband and said, "I love you more" [he knows I'd be lying. I love Rob more.]

And I don't think I would ever, ever say to anyone in my home, "If you are here to torture Jacob some more, feel free to leave." I think I would offer them cake and coffee instead.

I probably have rolled my eyes and thought to myself, "Super" the way Charlie says it, but you know I have a special place for him anyway.

What about everyone's significant others though? I know a lot of them indulge in the lines from the movies, though I think sometimes they take liberties with them.

**Note to guys--Use the lines with respect for our love of the books and movies. Don't tarnish our Edward-is-the-perfect-guy-thing by looking deep into our eyes and saying, "Would you do the extraordinary honor of sucking me off tonight."

~xXx~
I think we are getting closer to Emmett's Shirtless Arm Wrestling. See it in this video that Rachel Reiss sent out where Kellan is talking about abs and arm wrestling. Put them together and you get this:


{Made by Kelly @mydiscomROBulation :)}

Click HERE to go see Kellan talking about doing the arm wrestling scene from Access Hollywood.

From the red nose
to the red pawn
and everything in between today, huh?

Don't forget to answer the trivia question and let me know if you know what cartoon I'm talking about or if I'm just confused!

-kiTT