Welcome to our fantasy fanfiction photoshoot! In celebration of this being my 100th post I figure we'll go for 100 pictures of Rob!
Rob will be arriving shortly. This is a closed photoshoot; therefore, no girlfriends, nongirlfriends, or “no one can understand what we’ve been through together” female costars will be admitted.
I sincerely hope this is a chance to revisit some of your old favorite Edwards or this photoshoot will introduce you to some new ______Wards that you will pique your interest.
We had a couple of off-site pictures done that will be scattered throughout, including this one…
Bow tie, briefcase, suit, looking a little stuffy…it could only be Profward (
recently gone a lil Softward) from
University of Edward by Sebastian Robichaud (aka SR who teases us constantly). Don't worry, we will get another picture of Profward later with dessert in hand! Hope Rob doesn't mind sucking some chocolate cake off someone's fingers during this photoshoot! Any volunteers?
Otherwise, we've got everything set up. We're just waiting for him to arrive.
And he’s coming! He's here! He doesn't look happy about this, but he's here.
Welcome Rob!
Oh and I see he's brought his agent. {devises plan to get rid of the her}
"Okay Rob, we are going to have you do all the Human Wards first and then send you to hair and makeup for the vampire stories. Here’s the first thing we need you to model for us."
*Holds up Scooby Doo pajama bottoms*
“Really ladies? Oh God, this is going to be worse than I thought."
"Ya see Rob, the thing is that this story is what started it all for so many of us and this particular item of clothing is essential to the character. We promise not to laugh and to still find you hot and sexy in them! Don't we?"
Robzsinger presents Rehabward,
Photo 1) Edward is wearing flannel Scooby Doo pajama pants and a tight white t-shirt. Lying in bed, holding a sketch pad where you can see a picture of Bella's face. Also a shot of him running his fingers through his hair, green eyes blazing.
Photo 2) In a state of the art kitchen, wearing a wife beater, covered in chocolate batter, icing a hideous excuse for a birthday cake, with an endearing smile and holding an electric mixer.
Photo 3) Sitting on a blanket in a semi meadow against a tree trunk. Wearing a black leather jacket and dark jeans, with dark heavy boots. Eating macadamia unicorn cookies. Hair is a mess (as if someone had been pulling on it in a sexual manner).
Photo 4) An evening gazebo shot with fireworks in the background. Edward is wearing a dark gray suit, with a black shirt and black tie.
collaborated with Jayla photo 1/ TT photos 2 & 3
Photo 1) It’s the day after Christmas, Edward is sitting at piano with a flask (filled with Grey Goose) sharing the bench . There is a heavy winter jacket lying across large black leather duffle bag on the floor next to piano. On his mass of unruly hair, a red baseball cap slightly askew, scruff on jaw. He is wearing light wash/loose fitting jeans. There is a semi automatic gun peaking from the waist band of his jeans. He's sporting a red, black and white flannel button down; only buttoned mid torso exposing a white v neck tee shirt. Coordinating white Nikes with red swoosh.
Photo 2) Edward’s hair is wet and messy because he’s just gotten out of the shower. He’s bare chested with only blackwatch plaid flannel pajama bottoms on. He’s sitting at a desk and with a key in his hand, about to unlock the drawer. (yes, THAT drawer)
Photo 3) Edward is dressed as a 'badass' pirate for the Halloween party. He's in black pants, a white wife beater shirt, with a white button-up shirt on top. He has on a black vest and black boots. There is a red sash tied around his waist and a red bandana tied onto his head with a pirate hat on top. (His lips are primed with liquor for that first kiss!)
submitted by Kelly from mydiscomROBulation
(He's not a ___ward. He's Wallbanger)
One of my fav scenes was early on in the story, when they are at a party with Esme and Carlisle and they kiss fir the first time.. well Wallbanger goes all man on her and just kisses her, but then she turns the tablesm, slaps him and then grabs his sweater and kisses him back... she mentions grabbing his sweater to pull him to her, and I have always imagined it was an Irish knit sweater like the Vanity Fair shoot and jeans... just like he looked in the Vanity Fair shoor, as a matter offact the first time I saw those picnic pictures for VanityFair.. first thing that came to my mind was Wallbanger... I imagine he is usually dressed that way... holding a camera because he's a photographer
contributed by itsjustme1217 from Robmusement
He's wearing black skinny jeans, white button down shirt, black skinny tie and dark pink sweater vest and Star Wars boxers. He's carrying a bouquet of wildflowers. He's pushing his glasses up on his nose and fidgeting as he stands at my...I mean Bella's door.
submitted by TwiWeasel from Twisted Edbrella
Light scruff, mussed hair. Black wife beater. Light colored, button-fly jeans that are severely distressed and have holes in the knees and are frayed at the bottom. Black belt. Jeans are buttoned, except for the top button, belt is on, but not fastened. No underwear. Black Doc Martin Boots, unlaced. This 23-year-old is hanging out in the kitchen, looking animalistic...feral, even.
submitted by rpfangirldc from itsroblated
Textward is wearing some super tight football pants, shoulder pads under a Spartans jersey, and is holding a helmet. He smokes on occassion and has an attitude. I imagine his hair to be more like New Moon Robward hair - sort of shorter on the sides and top than Twilight Robward. He's is unshaven and smirking.
contributed by Isabella MARIE Cullen from Twilight Junkies Anonymous
Say a prayer for us! Rob is dressed conservatively in a sweater/jeans ensemble. He’s holding his guitar, and because he is a holy roller, has a cross on a chain wrapped around his hand.
*Rob starts to strum guitar in hand.*
And the set falls silent.
{Was anyone coherent enough to record that? Brilliant, Marie.}
“Sorry, that's a bit of a reflex. What's next? Tights! Oh God, that’s embarrassing.”
“Errr..you’ve worn them before for ballet haven’t you? The Nuber-something movie role? Come on, trust me, you’d never want to let Honolulu Girl down. She loves you. Besides you don’t have to dance for us, just pose.”
“Fine. I hope I get some Kona coffee out of this.”
“Oh, she’d offer you up more than that. Come on, you get to hold a paddle. Rob are you blushing?”
on loan from by HonoluluGirl
Edward should sit upon his chair, a billowy cotton top exposing his chiseled chest, black tights, high boots. His right hand, holds firm his decorative sword. Across his lap, a wooden paddle lays; hickory wood for its stiffness and shock resistance. It is 16 inches in length. His hand rests softly atop of it.
“Whoa! No one said anything about tattoos!”
“Rob, it is fake! Like the ‘Michael’ one you sported in ‘Remember Me.’”
“That’s not fake! I braved a lot of pain and nee-dals to get that tattooed on.”
“Right. Sure you did. Oh, and when it comes to this next author, well, we're just getting started with the tattoos.”
lovingly shared by Twilight Cupake from Twilight, Travel, and Treats
(Hockeyward is captain of the Chicago Blackhawks. The first night they meet and he's about to f*ck her in his hotel room.)
He has a bit of stubble, green eyes, wearing a pair of faded jeans, and sneakers. He's got "thick, flexing, sinewy hot-as-fuck muscles." Tattoos are waving Canadian flag right arm and Cullen crest left arm.
He has a Blackhawks jersey thrown over one shoulder just hanging from his index and in the other arm he's hugging the Cullen Beaver stuffed animal he gave to Bella. He's smiling sheepishly and looking down shyly.
"I've always thought I'd be good at hockey."
"Sure. Umm, Rob don't panic with this next outfit. We are going to give your agent the key as a sign of good faith."
*Holds up handcuffs*
"Did I mention I love 80s porn?"
on loan from itsjustme1217 from Robmusement
He's wearing black cotton bikini underwear, kneeling on a plush bed of all white. His hands are handcuffed behind his back. His eyes are downcast but he has a slight smirk on his lips.
submitted by Twilight Cupcake from Twilight, Travel, and Treats
Photo 1) Green/blue scrubs with a white lab coat, and a black stethoscope around his neck.
“Rob, you look hawt in scrubs but I’m afraid you could never be just my doctor! But now, you are going to have to lose them and just come back with this.”
“Just this? No modesty patch?”
“Please, this is for Twilight Cupcake, international traveler and shopper of Twilight related items and all things Rob.”
“Fine.”
Photo 2) I still picture him with a small towel hung very low on his hips, shimmering with water in his hair and all over his muscular body. He's got a devilish grin. (This is from the scene where they meet when he is completely naked. By the time she actually peeks out from under her hand he's apparently gotten dressed. No more details than that but I'd like to see him walking around like that all day.)
Beautiful Bastard,
The Office by tby789enthusiastically submitted by Tigerlily Rose from Tigerlily's Tirade
(again, he's his own Ward, right?)Next up, Rob’s wearing an expensive suit topped with his unruly, gorgeous bronzed hair. He’s got his blackberry in one hand and a pair of ripped panties in the other. He’s standing up against the window of a conference room.
"Umm, yeah Rob you can go ahead and take that outfit home with you. We'd all like to see it on you again sometime soon. Oh and Rob...be sure to leave the handcuffs. They belong to itsjustme."And that's it for Day One! Come back for Day Two to see what develops! Which ______ward will you check out first?
Which one had you forgotten dressed like that?
Leave me
ward in the comments!
-TT
