Minggu, 09 Mei 2010

You just don't know what to say when you walk in on your daughter kissing your boyfriend...


~~Happy Mother's Day!~~

My mom surely does not quite understand what a blog is but definitely does not know I have one. If I learned anything from reading Twitarded its that like Carlisle says you need to make a choice either to tell your family you have a blog or talk about personal lubricant. (I thought I was  embarrassed for JJ for that until I read some of her old posts and found the twoilight paper post!) Anyhoo, I'm still up in the air about both so good thing no one is writhing in pain waiting for me to decide.

While my mom was once a little concerned for my marriage questioning of my fondness for the RPattz she seems to be coming around. When Rob did his Remember Me interviews she kept calling me saying, "I watched your boy on tv this morning." (Mind you she was at work during said interviews) 

Recently she bought me these...

YES that is an authentic Edward Cullen photograph and a teeny bopper magazine.

ISN'T MY MOM AWESOME?? Sorry, she's NOT adopting any adult children at this time.

When I asked her what other photographs were available when she found this one she said, "the other guy" because she had yet to know who Jacob Black was. LOL! (that situation has changed, more on that another time). And just so you know, my mother used to make me use MY OWN money to buy teeny bopper magazines when I was younger and I didn't even get an allowance!

So recently, I had set the EC picture on the kitchen table one morning to take a picture of it to show one of my friends on email. I walked into the family room to get the camera and walked back into the kitchen to find this!

[Sorry you missed the picture of my daughter
kissing the above Edward picture.]
You just never know what to say when you walk in on your 3-year-old kissing your imaginary boyfriend!!!

And to make matters worse, I watched as afterwards she pulled the picture away and whispered sweet nothings to him. AND NO (as in N! O!) she was not mimicing Mommy doing that with the picture but obviously she has picked up on my fondness for Robward. She's also trying to sort out whether his name is Edward or Rob Pattinson but she calls him both when she sees him. It must be confusing to her. Just like one day I told her we were going to eat a turkey sandwich for lunch and she said, "oh like turkeys." Yeah she recognized the words but I don't think she grasped the concept! 

I thought I'd share some things my 3-year-old has said without coaching or repeating my specific words.

"Mom, maybe we'll find your Twilight books in this store."
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"Come on Mom, wanna read your Twilight books? Here you can read this one and I can read this one!"
*she hands me Eclipse and opens Breaking Dawn cover*
"Look a staircase!" (She's right, check your book!)
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"Please Mommy, can I have some of your Twilight lotion on my arms?"
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"Hey Mom, please can Cinderella dance with your Edward doll?" (Ummm, no!)
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"Rob Pattinson is my favorite friend." (Oh boy!)
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"Rob Pattinson is smart." (I swear I never said that but she's right!)
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*looks at picture* "Who's that guy?" (I answer Jacob)
"And Jacob is smart." (Grrrrrr just when I thought she was Team Edward!)
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sings, "Choking on the dust. Choking on dust. Choking on dust."
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in car, "Please can we hear Hannah Montana?" (She means Paramore on Twilight CD)
in car, "Please can we hear Rob Pattinson?"
"And he plays the piano?" Yes! "for Bella?" Yes!
in car, "Please can we hear 'Everyday?"
sings and throws arms up in air, "Everyday WHOO! Everyday WHOO!"
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"Mom, Rob Pattinson is your favorite friend."
No sweetie, you are!

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Things my future 23-year-old will say to me,
 "Mom, will you pay for my therapy?"
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Rob's Birthday Blog train is this week!
And to get you into the mood click the link and have a quick listen!

You were subjected to your parent's special interests and turned out okay, right?
 RIGHT?

-TT

Jumat, 07 Mei 2010

Love Me Some Fifty!!!!

The vampire baseball video was cool I guess but what a sucky lame post for my 50TH POST!!!! Yep! I said my 50TH POST!!! And I nearly missed it!

Definitely not Fifty shades of f*cked up!!!! (Does this warrant an email, Fifty? I'll be good and use my blackberry! Or maybe I won't...)

That's right I've done freakin' 50 posts! I was thinking how great it would be to go up to 100 posts, right? Then whoa, we're halfway there!

I've almost got 50 guests a following me, too! Hey!!!

And I've got a little 50th post gift from Twilight Cupcake. Yep, she baked me a cake! Only then she decided to eat it herself! So instead she ended up setting me up for Twi-mobile! Thank you TC! I'm going to get that all set up like as soon as I can. It is on my list with like 50 other things to do this weekend, a lot of which are for this guy!

Oooh, who me?

Yes you, greengrayblueish-eyed birthday boy!

but not this boy or his wolf form....





I'm sure you've all seen this, but back when I was still knee-deep in youtubing it to keep my journey to  Twilightworld from neverending I found this early on and absolutely loved it like LwE loves her some Bon Jovi lyrics mixed into this post!



And chickadees and chickadic, in case any of you were wondering what my mom had to say, she is going to buy me a copy of "Remember Me" when it comes out on DVD for Mother's Day! She's a great Mom! We'll talk about her growing fondness for RPattz another time. Going over to her house used to be a sanctuary away from Twilight for Mr. ATP but alas, no more!

ONLY FIFTY(ok 53) DAYS UNTIL ECLIPSE!!!

Edward Cullen's LIPS E________!!!!

Fill in the blank in the comments!!!
-TT

Kamis, 06 Mei 2010

Twilight Baseball Parody

So this is what the high school abstinence club gets together and does in their spare time! I'm just fascinated with this video and what an awesome job these kids did!


This video is so wholesome they even left out Edward flipping Emmett the bird!

Enjoy!
-TT

Rabu, 05 Mei 2010

Jayla's VA Twilight Convention Adventures

TKOB...

1.  Check out that Blog Train button! I kick things off Monday!
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2.  So happy to see you guys wade through the wolf poo to meet here yesterday for a laugh!

Now that blogger is cooperating, I've got Jayla's story from the Arlington, VA Twilight Convention that was supposed to feature Kellan Lutz, but somehow he got out of it. Man I would have been pissed if I had bought tickets months ago just to see him. If you are considering going to a convention, (like TC) I think Jayla's story is going to be a definite convincer!

Hey Jayles! Shout out to Liz I know she would have liked to have gone too.

Take it away....
What can I say about the conference? (Well a lot I hope, I'm dying to hear it all!) It's definitely an experience. Everyone in attendance was super friendly and very cordial. The twilighty guests on Sunday were: Edi Gathegi, Kiowa Gordon, Justin Chon and Tinsel Corey. All of the twi-guests were gracious and nice. Some had huge personalities- others.. um, well, no so much. (cough-kiowa-cough)


Justin seems like the surfer boy next door. My cousin took the same acting class with him in Los Angeles and said Justin was really laid back. He has this fab tattoo on his left shoulder and chest (very tribal looking) and someone asked is he would show us the tattoo.. He said "It's cold in here-I could cut glass'... honestly I think the conference would be much better if they made it for over 21 folks ... Someone asked about seeing his butt - He said 'No, I haven't shaved my ass'- yea- I thought it was funny. If I had my 5 year old with me, I wouldn't have thought it appropriate.

As I think I mentioned he's a surfer/skater dude. He had stories about getting drunk and doing silly things.. bungee jumping drunk in korea.

Justin's autograph session was at the end of the afternoon - background on the autographs; you were only allowed one signature per autograph ticket purchased, so you can imagine how expensive the weekend could get. i asked some of the other attendees who had been around all weekend if the guests would sign more than one thing. the twihards assured me that they would, but it ultimately depended on how the star felt. my motto, nothing beats a failure like a try - so even though i had been floating around these folks all day - I was still in full bella mode. i hand justin the group picture to sign- but then I realize that's not the picture I want him to sign- I want him to sign his 'head shot'.

"You're a mess." Hey just what every fangirl wants to hear!

me: gah, that's not the picture I wanted you to sign
justin (rolls his eyes): You're a mess!
me: yea, I know (still fumbling with the hard plastic photo sleeve, trying to pull out his picture)
my cousin went a acting class with you back in los angeles.
justin: (head cocks to side like a puppy)
me: yea, his name is c. williams, but I can't recall his stage name (I describe my cousin)
justin: oh, did he do Passions?
me: I have no idea- I doubt it, he's only done pilots.
justin (signing other photo): oh, okay.
me: okay bye- thank you.

NEXT UP...
Edi and Justin have really great chemistry together. They even did a little impromptu skit as jackie chan and chris tucker (ala rush hour). At one point Justin and Edi were on stage and Edi felt Justin up (they were doing this mini 'men on films' moment from _in living color_) and Justin said 'did I cut your hand?" The boys are definitely silly. (don't know if you have ever watched In Living Color- but "Men of Films" was a skit that had two silly gay men -Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier- dressed bizarrely reviewing films.. hilarious sketch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxf6oyafhtq) (hello, blogger fly girl here!)

"Does my hat not make me sooooo mouthwatering?"
Edi seems a bit buttoned up, not as relaxed as Justin, but He has quite a presence. He wore this gawd awful white ‘hat’ all day. well- all weekend from what I was told by others. eck. Edi is interesting. He comes from a stage background, so he approaches his tv/movie work differently. He said he loves to research his characters. I didn’t realize he had a reoccurring roll on Huse (I rarely watch tv since finding fanfic- so if its not on my dvr, it doesn’t get seen). He told us he auditioned for the role of Donkey in the broadway version of Shrek. he didn’t get the roll (He said he can’t sing like a broadway star)- but he graced us with a spot on version Eddie Murphy’s Donkey.

If he wasn’t acting, he’d like to go to culinary school. During the photo op- I told him that I recently started culinary school- I don’t recall his response. I was having a twitchy bella, stutter, I can’t multitask moment.
A fan eventually asked Edi if he had a girlfriend and he said he was emotionally unavailable- because he'd been broken. someone from the audience yelled 'I've got the glue!".. Edi's response, "that is the best pick up line for a bar." That's hysterical!

During the Edi autograph session (this took place about 20 minutes after I walked into the hotel- so I was completely freaking out) I asked him to sign something for my friend who just couldn’t come (she’s in ny)
me: (twitchy-nervous-hand shaking) Can you please sign this for my friend too, she couldn’t come.
Edi: (smile/smirk) You’re so holding up the line.
me: (cheesy smile) yea I know – but thanks.

Kiowa - Oh boy- This poor boy. He is a walking commercial for ad/hd. I left halfway through his Q and A, as it was painful to listen to him ramble. I ran into him when I ran to put something in my car .. his words 'hey, bye!'... He mumbles, a lot.

One fan question was "Name your fave book"- the women next to me said he should say "anything dr. seuss". (LOL that's wrong!)- honestly I don’t recall his answer. He probably mumbled it. Someone else asked "who is your favorite president?" He said 'well i've only been around for like two of them.” pause, pause "uh, I guess bush. I'll let you guess which one." more than 1/2 of the audience groaned (I’m going out on a limb and going to say he liked the second bush- who is definitely the moniker for anything is possible- and I’m not being snarky.) Lastly, Kiowa said another wolf packer kept making jokes about each wolf scene - because they were all working in 30 degree weather 1/2 naked. The guys would always say they were going to ‘cut glass’ after scene. (Recurring joke! Oooohhhhh I wonder if Rob said that on set...)


Tinsel is teeny tiny, sweet and funny. She did a perfect impression of Kiowa. She slumped down in the director’s chair and hunched over, held the mic in her face and say ‘hey’ (ala surfer dude). She has over 20 film and tv credits to her name. She does a lot of community service in the native american community and giving back is her passion. She brought a few under 13 fan girls on stage and did a little self confidence exercise. at the conclusion of the exercise she gave the girls a gift bag with a sketch pad and colored pencils (to express their feelings on any given day) that had been signed by the weekend’s guests.

Hillywood. They scare me - like clowns at the circus scare me. (Yikes! Me too!) I can tell you that they do look a little better in person than in their pictures and they are always 'in character' so it's funny to watch them interact with people. They’re the mc's for the convention. When they introduce a guest they perform the appropriate new moon scene and the guest comes in with their appropriate line. Very cute. (That is too funny!) I did over hear one fangirl talking about Hillywood Jacob. She said, "gawd- there are children here- he should go put on a shirt." Now I thought her comment was silly because, #1 fangirl was 15- at most and #2 the kid had a nice body.

I do not regret anything and I am so happy that I had that opportunity to indulge myself a little. With that said, I think it would be more fun or maybe rewarding is the better word, to stalk/meet 'n' greet/picture/autograph  rather than a planned event, but yes, I would attend another conference w/ a twihard- in a heartbeat. (Is that an invite? I wanted to roadtrip it to this. It was discussed with the Mr. ATP a few months ago) after all I still must meet Kellan and PFach... and of course meeting the Precious goes w/o saying.

Jayla's Twilight Scorecard!
I now have a check mark for each column - save the volturi: 1-veg vamp (jasper); 1- nomad vamp (laurent); 1 wolf (embry); 1-human (eric); and 1 wolf girl (emily).

Thanks again Jayla for sharing your story!
Loved this but not loving Justin's attitude even if you were okay with it.
I'll be looking for my Edi G. autograph in the mail this week!
Show her some love in the comments!
-TT

Selasa, 04 Mei 2010

So Rob-wrong, but so Rob-funny!

I know I promised said I would be posting Jayla's Twilight Conference story today but blogger and the internet have been having one big spidermonkey vomitfest at my expense with a dropping of Google bird crap over it so nothing has been working right. Everytime I try to get over to anyone else's blog to comment or take a look at hot pictures of Jackson over at Twired (ummm LwE how come we didn't know about THAT show?) or anywhere else basically it's like some stupid Quileute wolf in my comptuer shows up and takes a dump!

In the meantime, with Rob's birthday next week I am going to be celebrating him, cherishing him, and all-around committing myself to him with posts full of respect and dreams of fulfillment!

But that's not until next week.


Call this the bachelor party before all the lovey dovey stuff next week if you want, but it's just funny!


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Ya know, it feels like it is getting harder and harder to find quality time to read my fanfiction. It's that time of the year when invitations start showing up to attend showers, birthday parties, out-of-winter hibernation parties, the infamous Memorial Weekend Sunday Margarita party, etc. I used to love parties. Now, I view each invitation with dread knowing how much the parties will encroach upon my fanfiction reading time. So I'm going to have to find other places/timeslots to read it. This Sunday for example, I went in for a pedicure midmorning. Sitting back in the massage chair with my feet soaking in the tub, normally I would flip through a magazine, (but since I couldn't find any with Rob in them) instead I whipped out my phone and had some quality time with Fifty! ~sigh~that was almost heaven.
 
Where/when do you read the most fanfiction?
-TT

Senin, 03 Mei 2010

It's May! Naughty eWard rethinks his prom date!

Thinking bElla wouldn't give it up after prom, eWard decided to pull an "I forgot I already asked someone else to prom a few months ago" all Pretty in Pink style and take a sure thing to the prom instead.

The real reason eWard killed jAmes was to get a piece of vICKtoriass.
(Yeah no twinkling lights because I wasn't dragging the Christmas stuff down from the attic!)

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Did anyone catch in New Moon how Bella declared she in fact was NOT a virgin? {GASP!}Yeah, she said so! Edward calls her out, "So how come Jacob Black gets to give you gifts and I can't?" Bella responds, "Because I have nothing to give you." We all know giving our viriginity was a "gift" so obviously Bella didn't even have THAT to give Edward.

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I got a bunch of new followers over the past week and I just wanted to say
Welcomes!

I got quite a few emails from people over the past few weeks telling me they read my blog and love it like Charlie loves him some Harry Clearwater fish fry and Vitamin R!

Really? I'm flattered, but I will just say that I feel like my posts have mainly been the catalyst for some great comments that showcase all of your varying, sparkling personalities, which I have enjoyed so much. Thank you!
 
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~Trixie and Tess are having another giveaway but can't promise me guitar lessons from my favorite 23-year-old as a prize. I love how Rob-centered these chickadees are but makes me wonder if said guitar lessons ever would to be a prize giveaway how totally rigged that contest would be and sure as sh*t not in MY favor! Go see Trixie and Tess

~Go check out what a great weekend TwitardedMom had over on her blog! She met Alex Meraz and tells a cute little story! Click to go Spooning in Forks

~And speaking of meeting Twilight guys, Jayla, perpetual fangirl, went to the VA convention last weekend. She shares her story and pictures of who she met on my blog tomorrow. So come back tomorrow and check it out wouldya?

~DangrDafne and Jelena hope you guys are having a good time on your vacations but I think I speak for everyone when I say I miss seeing you guys all over the bloggy world!

Finally, on a VERY SERIOUS note I wanted to say "Thank Goodness" no one got hurt in NYC this weekend with that crazy car bomb, and, of course, I'm grateful that ROB was nowhere near NYC this weekend!

For the love of Rob is someone going to spill on these reported rumors on the Eclipse reshoot set of fighting?
-TT

Minggu, 02 Mei 2010

It's a Buffy-Edward Crossover Event!

I love a crossover!

  Name: Buffy Summers                     VS.        Name: Edward Cullen
  Fated to be: Vampire Slayer                          Fated to be: Vampire
  Backup: The Scooby gang (a crack team)      Backup:  The Cullens'

Even if you were not a huge Buffy fan (like I know Musing Bella is) I hope this will be 6 minutes of funuckery! Buffy episodes were full of the funny one liners that I always cracked up over. Yeah, I'm simple like that! I really like how the guy making this left in all the original music from the scenes and although the music keeps changing it still really works!

When Buffy meets Edward will it be love at first bite or cause for a fight?





Buffy to Edward: "And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing..." LOL!

Even Mr. AnTwi-Pattz thought this video was funny!

Did this slay you?
Does your mom slay you?

What have been your favorite TV crossover episodes over the years?

A few of mine have been Buffy/Angel, Third Watch/ER, BH 90210/Melrose Place

Happy Weekend chickadees and chickadic!
-TT