It's May! Naughty eWard rethinks his prom date!

Thinking bElla wouldn't give it up after prom, eWard decided to pull an "I forgot I already asked someone else to prom a few months ago" all Pretty in Pink style and take a sure thing to the prom instead.

The real reason eWard killed jAmes was to get a piece of vICKtoriass.
(Yeah no twinkling lights because I wasn't dragging the Christmas stuff down from the attic!)

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Did anyone catch in New Moon how Bella declared she in fact was NOT a virgin? {GASP!}Yeah, she said so! Edward calls her out, "So how come Jacob Black gets to give you gifts and I can't?" Bella responds, "Because I have nothing to give you." We all know giving our viriginity was a "gift" so obviously Bella didn't even have THAT to give Edward.

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I got a bunch of new followers over the past week and I just wanted to say

Welcomes!

I got quite a few emails from people over the past few weeks telling me they read my blog and love it like Charlie loves him some Harry Clearwater fish fry and Vitamin R!

Really? I'm flattered, but I will just say that I feel like my posts have mainly been the catalyst for some great comments that showcase all of your varying, sparkling personalities, which I have enjoyed so much. Thank you!

 

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~Trixie and Tess are having another giveaway but can't promise me guitar lessons from my favorite 23-year-old as a prize. I love how Rob-centered these chickadees are but makes me wonder if said guitar lessons ever would to be a prize giveaway how totally rigged that contest would be and sure as sh*t not in MY favor! Go see Trixie and Tess

~Go check out what a great weekend TwitardedMom had over on her blog! She met Alex Meraz and tells a cute little story! Click to go Spooning in Forks

~And speaking of meeting Twilight guys, Jayla, perpetual fangirl, went to the VA convention last weekend. She shares her story and pictures of who she met on my blog tomorrow. So come back tomorrow and check it out wouldya?

~DangrDafne and Jelena hope you guys are having a good time on your vacations but I think I speak for everyone when I say I miss seeing you guys all over the bloggy world!

Finally, on a VERY SERIOUS note I wanted to say "Thank Goodness" no one got hurt in NYC this weekend with that crazy car bomb, and, of course, I'm grateful that ROB was nowhere near NYC this weekend!

For the love of Rob is someone going to spill on these reported rumors on the Eclipse reshoot set of fighting?

-TT