Come what may...

Thanks for coming back today! You are approaching the last stop on Rob's Birthday Blog Train. And though the train pulls into the station today, this is a journey we're on with Rob so the well wishes we have for him will never end.

Today we are going to take some time to talk about our future wishes regarding Rob. This is VERY exciting to me! I'm no Alice, which isn't a bad thing, considering her visions of the future are all subjective but yeah there are a few events coming up this year that I'm really ecstatic about sharing with Rob! I've got the "Remember Me" DVD coming out soon, followed by Eclipse, and then Bel Ami, and then THIS:

HAPPY DANCE! HAPPY DANCE!!

YAY!!! That's going to be even better than when I turned 21 years old!!!

~~Excuse me for a second, my phone is ringing.~~

"Heyyyyyyy itjustme! How are you?

Yeah I'm having a ton of fun with this birthday blog train. Thanks again for signing me up to run a car.

I was just posting my wish for RPattz to come to my birthday party this year for today's post.  

What's that?

Uh huh.

ohhhhhhhhh...I see.

Sure, yeah, you have a nice weekend too. Bye."

Well Efff-the-UCK-out-of me, apparently this post is supposed to be about my predictions for Rob's upcoming year and not predictions for MY upcoming year inclusive of Rob.

Rob, Rob, Rob, it's always about him!

Alright, **begrudgingly sighs** let's try this again, but just so you know, I'm not going to hold back!

Here's what I hope the upcoming year holds in store for Rob.

1. Be naked in my bed in a movie! You said on Ellen, in front of your family, that you weren't opposed to nudity!

2. Smile and look happy as Edward while filming Breaking Dawn (especially during the wedding)--We know you think you won the role of Edward because you played it all tormented but someone needs to tell you that wasn't the case. Obviously Catherine Hardwick (and Kristen) thought you were HAWT and gave you the part so quit with the all the brooding, tormented, pained and constipated look and get in your happy place because when you are in your happy place we want to be there with you too!

3. Since you are being mentioned on tv shows a lot these days, why not agree to do a two-part guest spot on one of our favorite shows--an investigator on NCIS, a bad guy on Law and Order, a teacher on the Vampire Diaries, a patient on House, appear as yourself on 90210, or hell even be a guest judge (the acting Brit in Simon's place)on a American Idol with your friend Ellen!!! (yeah, I'm greedy tonight I want a two-part not just one episode)

4. Host SNL--if you are just going to make fun of yourself in interviews anyway and sound all dumbward why not let that stuff be scripted for you!!!

5. Admit you are dating Kristen. Just because we really want to hear about all the cutsie things you do for her!!!!

6. More photo shoots with VF! Cigarettes a must! Pianos, cobs and clothes optional.

7. I'm still hung up on that waltzing you did in Harry Potter. How about some dance lessons and then show us what you've got somewhere.

8. A schmexy ad for something. Cologne, underwear (w/Kellan?), jeans, watches, coffee, bottled water, Heineken, Hot Pockets, etc...Go make more money by doing some print ads and give us more sexy, hawt pictures, I say!!!!

9.  Take home the Oscar.  

10. Perform your music on stage somewhere.

11.  Record your music and release it!

12.  And just for me, throw me a boner, errr, I mean bone and comment on my blog!!!!

Rob, truly, you're future is so bright, you've got to wear shades.
Come what may, tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you tomorrow, you're only a day away!

Happy Birthday!

We've come to the end chickadees, now...

"Get off my train!"
(A little Ghost the movie humor because technically I died after seeing HG's video today!)

-TT

If you haven't done it yet, go play the Friday Fun Five hosted by DangrDafne tonight then go back and do a blog round robin!

Tina's Been Rob'd  http://tinasbeenrobd.blogspot.com/

It's Roblated  http://www.itsroblated.com/

TwiBite  http://twibite.blogspot.com/

***Thanks to Kelly who made my party invite as seen above!***
My discomROBulation  http://mydiscomrobulation.blogspot.com/

Take Some E  http://smartesez.blogspot.com/

The Cold Shower  http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/

17 Forever  http://17foreverlisa.blogspot.com/

Twi-sted Edbrella  http://edbrella.blogspot.com/

Robmusement  http://robmusement.blogspot.com/

Twired  http://sotwired.blogspot.com/

My Rob Addiction  http://myrobaddiction.blogspot.com/

Trixie and Tess Tell All  http://trixieandtess.blogspot.com/

True Blood Twilight  http://truebloodtwilight.blogspot.com/