You might want to toss out the fire extinguisher in your kitchen and just keep your very own Bella on hand. Fire extinguishers are for putting out fires. Bella can knock out a small flame before it ever has time to become a full blown fire!
Not sure what I mean?
Remember the birthday party in New Moon? Sure you do, it wasn't so long ago you watched it, right? Maybe this past weekend? You remember there was happiness then blood then Jasperpantz does a sniff sniff then all hell breaks loose and first thing you know Bella is on the ground bleeding and Edward is just standing around feeling sorry for himself instead of rushing to her side and seeing how hurt she is....
Ahhh, it all started out innocently enough, take a look.
Edward is there. Bella is happy!
The stage is set for a beautiful party complete with fresh flowers and candles.
Yep, lots of beautiful fresh flowers and festive glowing candles on the sofa table behind Bella.
Then Edward shoves Bella out of the way sending her flying through the air and right onto
said sofa table.
Magically Bella does NOT burst into flames!
No charbroiled dress!
No singed hair!
There you have it! She may be a klutz or unable to walk a straight line, but she's definitely Fire Proof! Noncombustible Bella!
Again tonight I say WAY TO GO SET DESIGNERS!!!!
-TT
PS-Rob on Ellen...hello Ellen next time give him the whole hour. WTF cares about Adam Lambert anyway!
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