Robmusement Birthday Wishes!

Ummm, excuse me, Rob?

"What is it TT? I'm working on something special for itsjustme's birthday!"

Don't give me that look, Rob! Boy, someone gets a little bit of a cranky 'tude when they get interrupted. 

"What look? What are you talking about TT?"

Nothing! I was just saying, I'm glad you know it is her birthday! Why don't you share with us what you've come up with, please? After all, she did so much for your birthday.

"Yes I know! That is why I'm working really hard on something. Okay, it goes something like this..."

 Dear Jeanette,

"NEVER THINK I would forget your birthday!
I'm trying to decide HOW TO BE part of your birthday celebration.
I've consulted THE BAD MOTHER'S HANDBOOK, not helpful!

Then I checked into VANITY FAIR for some inspiration. I think I found a clue: a french maid's outfit?

So here's my plan:

At TWILIGHT I'll pour us champagne and raise my GOBLET OF FIRE to toast you. We'll laugh as we smoke our cigarettes and use a fancy bowl that completes the room to mingle our LITTLE ASHES. I'll tell you my secrets of how I WAS BROKEN, a HAUNTED SEXHAIRMAN, and just a STRAY DOG ROAMING until I met you. I'll pull out my guitar and play and sing I'LL BE YOUR LOVER TOO. In the morning I'll whisper in your ear, "Happy Birthday, my love. I must go now, but I'll be back before the next NEW MOON." And I'll leave you a note on your pillow that says, "Watch over my heart. I've left it with you. Until I return, REMEMBER ME."

Love always, RPattz

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Oh My Birthdayward, you f*ckin' rate Jeanette!!!!

Wishing you a Happy Birthday!

Rob is lucky to have a fan as dedicated as you! I hope someday he'll know, if he doesn't already, about all the fantastic ideas you have come up with to honor and celebrate him!

Live well! Laugh often! Love much!

Enjoy your day!

-TT