Mr ATP's EGG REACTION: How To Be, Choking on Lust, & the Cougar's Choice Awards

pic from Newmoonmovie.org

Well we did the egg hunt Saturday and on the way home I asked Mr. AnTwi-Pattz to stop so I could get my rental of "How To Be" because I knew it had recently become available. Mr. ATP groaned, "Can't we have a Pattinson-free weekend?" (Like I hadn't already watched some of Twilight around 3am the night before) I responded, "I don't know, can we have a March Madness Basketball free weekend?"

With that he was turning into the parking lot.

I certainly did not expect him to watch it with me, but I still tried to be encouraging about it. You see, Mr. AnTwi-Pattz and I have always been ones to try offbeat movies. And Mr. ATP is known to get British humor.

So I told him, "C'mon, you dig that freaky British humor, seriously." 

His response, "Seriously, you're delusional."

We get home. Naptime for the little human. I'm folding laundry and start the movie. I'm laughing early on at the scene where Arthur, Rob's character, is playing guitar and singing his song Left Behind, Choking on Dust  to an audience at a bar but stops abruptly and says, "That's all I've got for now. It's a work in progress." I know Mr. ATP will think that is funny, so I call him in and back it up.

He laughs and then tells me, "If I end up liking this movie, I'm going to shoot myself."

Well we didn't get to sit and watch it all the way through. But later when we were watching it I realized that as much as I love adorkable Rob, I much prefer schmexy Rob who was nowhere to be seen in this movie, so I stole a line from it and said, "this is a very nonthreatening RPattz, isn't it?" He agreed. We laughed here and there and discussed how Rob constantly had to put his fingers in his hair, which reminded us of a friend of ours--one who incidently wears 2 coats, a lot, like Arthur.

 At the end, Mr. AnTwi-Pattz declared this. And I kid you not chickadees:

  "Stupidly enough, that was the best Pattinson movie you've subjected me to yet."

                                             Load up that bullet!

He even suggested, "the kid should try singing like that all the time rather than how he sings the songs from Twilight." Funny because if you listen to Rob's commentary he says he tried to sing badly and play guitar badly, which was hard for him. And thanks to 17Lisa for pointing out the extras. I nearly forgot to watch them. They were better than the movie! Rob just laughs and laughs and laughs. It is so contagious! You just can't help but laugh with him in this movie, but don't expect to be full out lusting after him while watching this. It is nice to see him sing and play the guitar all relaxed.

Mirror, mirror on the wall....thank goodness Rob grew out of this weird stage...

 

                                                 to become the fairest of them all!

My 2nd favorite holiday is this week, April Fool's Day mix that in with some Robness and egg hunts and I've got this little shenanigan already set in motion. 

Yep, when Mr. AnTwi-Pattz is making us coffee tomorrow am this is what he will find!

The best part of waking up....

... is a chance to annoy Mr. AnTwi-Pattz with RPattz.

Looks like it won't be a Pattinson-free week, either!

I love shenanigans...Let me know if this inspires you guys to pull any and tell me what you do!


Update***Yes Mr. ATP found the egg this morning. Not the most brilliant plan on my part seeing as I forgot I wake up earliest on Tuesdays, so I had to wait for coffee because you know I wasn't going to make it.

Mr. ATP presented me the egg (lightly tossed it in front of me) and said,

     "Damnit, I knew I should have switched to decaf this week!"

And finally....let's leave Taylor and the slime at the Kid's Choice Awards. Yes we know the kids love him.

Rob will be attending the newly conceived Cougar's Choice Awards. (Rawrrrrr!)  I'll be hosting. I do need some guest judges and presenters. Any takers?? So far Rob has been nominated in every category, he's the only nominee, and therefore it looks like he will sweep. Jackson, Peter, and Kellan will be receiving a "Love the way you work with Rob" special tribute award. So really just the 4 guys are invited to this show. You chickadees all have tickets, courtesy of me! You're welcome!!