One Thing About Rob is Perfectly Clear...

As I peruse pictures of Rob that span over the years and see him in more of his movies, one thing is always perfectly clear to me....

Can you guess what it is?

(come on, I gave you a clue! And not a Corbin clue, either)

...his skin.

From the time he was a teenager

until now...

Have you ever seen this boy sport a less than flawless complexion?

I guess you could tell me he has a pretty strict morning and bedtime facewashing routine that includes some trendy facial soap, astringment, and a Buff Puff. Ummmm, the boy can't even do laundry, so I doubt that somehow he remembers to pull out the Neutragena every night before he goes to bed. He probably just uses whatever little white hotel bar soap has been provided and that's enough for him, while the rest of us are forced to pack our specialty facial scrubs and particular soaps the likes of Neutrogena, Dove, Ivory, Stridex, Avon, Oil of Olay, or whatever product we like to use on our face and skin if we are traveling, right? Several of you are going to Forks--tell me you won't be packing along your special facial soap. 

Now I'll tell you that I don't have perfect skin.

No one does...except Rob, apparently.

I wear too much caked-on makeup and I break out, even if it is hypoallergenic.

Not Rob.

I drink too much soda, and I break out.

Rob? Nooooooooooooo, not him. 

I get dressed up for an outside event in the summer and end up sweating from the heat and sun, I break out right along the hairline.

Nope, not Rob.

I'm telling you...

No zits.

No pimples.

No acne.

And not just on his face, either.

That back of his is a beautiful, clear landscape for playing connect the moles, not zits!

(And good thing I tell ya cuz that __________ of his looks like a pimple popper!)

Does he even realize this whole other all-natural level of perfection about himself?

In closing, I wanted to clear something up with my bloggy buddies Kelly @ mydiscomROBulation, Donna @itsroblated, and Jeanette @ Robmusement who have been making little claims here and there to different parts and spots of Rob--his neck mole, his upper back, et cetera. But I think I'll just go ahead and claim his skin and all it encompasses, making your previous claims moot.

 Skin as clear as...

As the clearest ocean water!

 

"Oh no! I think I'm developing a zit on my neck. Can you even get zits on your neck?"
 Ummm, yeah, Rob people can. Not you though, obviously.

That's not a zit, either!

Isn't it ironic Alanis that Rob's complexion is a blend of how Stephenie Meyer described both Edward and Bella? Smooth, marble white for Edward and a lovely pink blush for Bella.

Rob, your skin is very Belward for now, but be sure to take care of it--after all, I've claimed it.
Just try to find a picture of him with a blemish!
I couldn't.

Off to wash my face and go to bed, chickadees!

-kiTT