Yes I Would Like a Souvenir from FOOORRKKKSSS

I've been spending some time dreaming about all the lovely souvenirs that could be found in FOORRKKSSS (not sure if I spelled that the right way and with enough enthusiasm) So sure, no one offered to bring me back a souvenir and I understand everyone who is going is excited and busy packing but I have no problem speaking up on my behalf.

So just in case anyone thinks to get me something, here is a list of things that would just complete the Twilight experience for me.

First up, I'd like some peat moss from this tree:

If I could just have a handful of gravel you know RPattz walked over.

from here...

and here...

Bottle me a jar of that sunshine that was shining on him.

I don't normally support being a thief but if that microscope were to accidently break then the only one it would be good to is me.

Take your chainsaw!

I'm gonna need that branch! I want it to exist a little closer by in my world!

Bring your shovel!
I'mma really need that rock his fingers were resting upon.

It shouldn't take more than 2 hours to dig it up.

I love mountain lion spring water! Bottle me up some!

And one jar of Forks fog! It's nature's friend to vampires.

Now I've been thinking about how my house could use some renovating.

First up, I'd really need to upgrade the windows in my house, starting
with the bedroom.
I think this would be the perfect replacement window. 

Be sure to get the frame for it too!

And I'm knocking down walls so I'll need new ones. Either from

Bella's room above or this wall.

That has to be one hell of a strong wall, after all, he leaned up
against it in the hospital.

Now on to more fun stuff!

This looks like a cool place for my 40th birthday party.

So can anyone check into prices, availability, and a catering menu, oh, and find out if

they do theme parties with certain British celebrities.

And fish me some one of those noisy frogs from the pond.

I'd make them a pond outside my house so I can hear frogs croaking outside every time I play "Flightless Bird."

but NO WORMS, please!! Ewwww. Leave them in Forks along with Eric!

 And just a few extra thoughts.

If I could get two cans of Vitamin R beer I could set them up to have the "R" align do you think

I could experience "being tripped out" just like

Catherine Hardwick. Or do you think I would need to smoke a joint first?

Also, as you can imagine, I love those little bottles.

I think Buttcrack Santa had a stash of them somewhere

by his boat prbably left undisturbed.

 How cool would it have been

if the blood-sucking vamps were SO BADASS that they

drank alcohol?

And last, but not least,

this would be THE BEST FORKS SOUVENIR EVER so

I would love for someone to pick me up

this guy:

Promise him redemption and send him my way!

To everyone going to Forks,

Be Safe

in your travels everyone

even if that means

wearing your butt padding!

-kiTT

(and no I don't really want any souvenirs, thanks!)

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