Long-legged Sex Strides & My Details on Buying Details

Those Bel-Ami pictures with the long-legged sex strides are killing me! And I was going to post a picture to show everyone what I'm talking about but then I found this:

No caption.

You make what you want out of this picture!

I know what I'm thinking and it's got something to do with a playful stick!

I wanted to share my story of when I bought my Details magazine last month. I first tried to get it at my local grocery store as I had already mapped out exactly where they kept the Details magazines on the shelf the week prior. When I went in though on a Sunday they didn't have it yet. The cashier was in an unsually helpful mood and told me the woman who stocks the Details magazines didn't come in until Wednesday or Thursday. Could I wait THAT long? Then she informed me of a local Mom-and-Pop place that I should check. I drove straight over there.

Upon entering this dank, dusty hole in the wall with my daughter a worker immediately asked if he could help me. Tonguetwied as ever, I got out that I was looking for the new March Details magazine. He told me, "oh yeah, we've got it right here." With that he was holding up the previous one with Channing Tatum on it. "That's NOT it!" I said and then took a deep breath to reign myself in a little. So the guy at the register, the owner, offers help to his coworker, "The new one is there, too. It's got that Patterson guy on it."

First off, you cannot imagine how excited I am to hear that they have it, though I have yet to see it!

I sweetly corrected him just as if he had misprounounced my own last name. "It's Pattinson, yes." He continues on saying "Yeah, we got it in last Wednesday." WHAT?????? According to the rest of the world it was first to be available that weekend.

They both look through and find me 1 copy. I tell them I need more. They find me only 1 more copy.  I am supposed to be buying 2 more for friends, but I'll take what I can get (for myself!).

At the register to pay, the owner decides to manhandle my magazine and starts flipping through it. "Please, don't mess it up," I said. He laughed at me a little.

I asked him if he was going to get more copies in. And he told me he could order some more if I wanted more. "Do you want me to order more?" he asked.

Errrrr, I don't know. Do you want to make a lot of sales to keep your business going this month? DUH!!!!

Though when he told me it would take 2 weeks to get more copies in I said, "Ohh, I'll probably have bought more copies somewhere else by then." To which he may have taken it slightly the wrong way and answered back, "You probably won't, they'll be sold out everywhere because it's an anniversary issue."

I just could not help but laugh at that and said, "YEAH RIGHT! That's why it is going to be sold out."

Yeah I couldn't wait to get my paws all over you that day, either!!!!! Fond memories, good times!

**Bel Ami pic from eclipsemovie.org
**Details pic from Details.com