I admit I don't know what all is out there as far as the merchandise for Twilight goes, which might be a good thing because anything I see even remotely mentioning Twilight grabs my attention. This weekend I noticed Revlon has a lipstick shade called Twilight. Everyone is jumping on the Twilight merch bandwagon...right? So why can't I find the things I want most?
There are several things I have yet to find, which saddens me because had I been 8 years old and a movie like E.T. was the big phenomenon everything was available. Or had I been 16 and New Kids on the Block were popular, everything, and I mean everything, was available.
So who's in charge of the merchandising? Rachel Reiss you reading my blog again today? Get a message to someone okay?
Here's what I want to see:
PEZward!
Yes I want to lean his head back, lick his candy with my tongue, and bite his neck!
(No dolls were harmed in the making of this!)
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How am I supposed to fly my Twilight Freak Flag if I don't have one?
Who lacked the forethought to make a flag out of this?
Certainly not me! I want a flag that looks like this to hang on my flag pole that sticks off my house.
Forget a flag with birdhouses or one that has flip-flops on it.
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Don't forget the kids!
Maybe there are some kids fashion shirts out there, I haven't checked. I don't necessarily need my three-year-old walking around in a Team Edward shirt but that's not to say she shouldn't get to join in the fun and excitement too, right? So in the tradition of Mom making homemade costumes for her kids look what I did this weekend.
"Look Mom, it's just like your Twilight book! Put it on me right now!!!"
It's a simple look. Feel free to make your own if you need to! Recycle last year's Edward shirt with a simple red ribbon!
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Here's an example of GREAT Eclipse Merchandise but the
company only alerted me to it yesterday!
(Only Edward, natch!)
Want one too? Click link to order online.
And while you are there...if you want to pretend you are freeezing in a tent and be wrapped up in warmth, then you NEED one of these blankets!!!
Click to order one of your very own!
This company is also selling books on Rob and Taylor and knee high socks (errr, must be a tween thing).
But you know what I really want? Rob How does a cutout that is a blend Rob in Eclipse and Remember Me sound? I want a full standing and talking Roblerward.
{in British accent} A what? Do they really make those?
No, they don't, Rob and that's what I'm getting at here!
You see take you..
Add Tyler...
To Eclipseward...
And get a Roblerward!!!
And then here's the best part. It comes with a button you press and it quotes your favorite lines from the movies.
(It should be designed so the button that is pressed is located just...right below the...just grazing the...ohhhh hell, if someone was smart enough to design one of these things for people like us in the first place then they should make the button location interchangable.)
So now I could have my own Roblerward and he would not only look beautiful but say all the right things.
TT: "Roblerward, do I look hot in this outfit today?
Roblerward: "Abso-freakin-lutely!"
(He always knows the right answer to questions regarding how you look.)
TT: "Roblerward, how you do feel about me?"
Roblerward: "I feel very protective of you."
(He always says the right thing to make you feel safe and loved.)
TT: "Roblerward, I'm worried about wrinkles and my aging."
Roblerward: "Your aging?" {scoffs}
(He always reminds you that you'll always look young and beautiful to him.)
Mr. ATP: What the hell is this thing doing in our house?
Roblerward: "You think you know me, but you don't." {throws punches} Go Team Roblerward!!
(He will always defend your honor and his.)
Enjoy Eclipse!
-TT
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